Welcome to Mile High Airlines, the proud bird with nicely shaped tail.  (Tee Hee) Our flight attendant is looking forward to providing you with first class service to your erotic destination.  

Our uniform standards are very relaxed and our flight attendant has been known to wear little or nothing more than a smile.

Your  flight attendant will encourage to remain in the "prone position" as the ride is filled with bumps and grinds.  As we approach cruising altitude our pilot will endeavor to keep the plane in turbulent skies for your pleasure as the plane flies in and out (and in and out, and in and out) of clear-air turbulence.

In flight dining will include healthy breast (meat) and exotic delights such as mouth watering feline surprise.  This delectable dish is lickable and self basting, filled with its own juices.

The Flight attendant looks forward to providing for your desires and needs, up close and VERY personal, massaging your shoulders and other body parts (hint hint) to alleviate pent up frustration.  

In case of an emergency landing, your Flight Attendant comes equipped with large (40 HH), pre-inflated floatation devices which are prominent on her chest.  These also serve as pillows for long flights.

Flight times vary from 1 hour and up.  However, you may wish to lay back and enjoy a longer flight (an hour and a half or more) for more first class enjoyment.

No movies are shown, but in-flight entertainment is provided by your flight attendant.

Airport security consists or prescreening (including P411) and is detailed on my site.  A friendly "patdown" aka  (feeling you up) may also be conducted by your flight attendant.

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