What can I say that hasn't already been said? That is, how do I describe myself without cliche phrases or overused euphemisms?
I'm not sure that I can, so I won't even try.
The basics: Tall, Mature Blonde Barbie Doll type with an alert mind and a wicked sense of humor.
Check my reviews and you'll find that I'm consistently ON my game and love to please. Not much YMMV here; if my profile says I do it, then I will. If it shows that I don't, then I won't. It's really that easy..... and so am I! LOL.
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