Daily texts:
RU Available? Not if you don't meet my screening requirement per my website.  
How are you doing? Great, thanks for asking.  
Where ru located? Franklin Park, that info is also on my website.
RU available (3am) No, my hours are 10am-10pm and I am human, I need to sleep. This info is on my website.
What are your rates? They are on my website, I don't discuss rates, that's tacky. (to me anyway)
***sarcasm alert***
I miss the days before waste of time texts, people could actually read, and clients called us with professionalism, they were very discreet, didn't mention money or services - where are you guys? I think BP killed the class.  
If you are an actual adult and carries yourself as one - I sure do miss you guys. LOL If you're real, any of you, can you call me?!  
I'm here in Franklin Park just answering 500 "hi" texts - if you wanna have some play time!  
My rates are reasonable and I'm not bad to look at! You should also be advised my head game is off the chain. So I've been told!
Well, hope you visit my website and we can set something up. Its spring, so, time to hump like bunny rabbits! Lets do it!  
PS Im really cheesy but I'm even more fun, I promise. I mean with DDs how can you not have fun with these things?