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Sexhaps...idea borrowed from ATL board...
El-Diablo 11 Reviews 918 reads
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A funny topic showed up on the ATL board.  Injuries occurring while hobbying, or sexhaps.  I've got a few, but the most memorable was while my face was buried in a honey's box, while she was on all fours, she spasmed and her pelvic bone whacked me in the face.  I was seeing stars and quickly ended up with a fat lip.  Wasn't the only damage she has done to me.  ;-)

Once while playing with my girlfriend in the shower, I slipped and fell against the edge of the tub, and she fell on top of me.  A trip to the ER with 3 cracked ribs was the outcome.  Didn't get laid for a month.


I heard a story a few years back, not sure who told me, oh well. But this provider gets a call for a client she had not seen in a while. She tells him to get comfortable but he doesn't take off his t-shirt. When she questions him he tells her it is just to cold in the room. So they get more comfortable, she hears a loud snap and her client starts to scream. Turns out the client had had back surgery but thought the provider would not see him so he didn't tell her. They called the clients brother who came over and helped get the guy to the hospital.

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