Hi all! I am a massage provider who hasn't had sex since November. My ex-boyfriend and I broke up then. I don't have sex with clients and my last two dates in my personal life ended so awkwardly. Date #1 ended up crying in my bed. We were both partially clothed. Nothing much had happened. Then he cried. Date #2 was last night. We were watching the Sox game on television. He suggested we go to my room. I readily agreed. After about an hour, he said he didn't want to go any further. We were naked, but again, nothing much happened. Then he quickly got dressed and left. So awkward! So I know I am not the hottest piece of ass ever, but I never thought I'd go for almost eight months without having sex. I'm pretty, fun, well educated, smart and a fucking good time in bed (without any fucking right now!). I am in my sexual prime and I am DYING!  This isn't an ad to get laid or anything. I just need some people to tell me that I will eventually have sex again, because I am so worried that it's never going to happen. I have myself all freaked out about it.

So for those wonderful women and fine gentlemen who have had a serious dry spell, please tell me it eventually ended. I don't want to be a sexworker without any sex for the next fifty years.  Please tell me it gets better a la Dan Savage, even if you have to lie to me.

I now want a massage.

very funny.

A few of my regular clients have a running clock in their head of how long it's been since I've had sex. Their first question when they walk in the door is, "Have you had sex yet?!?" Then I let out an exasperated sigh and shamefully answer no. Boohoo, this is sad for me. Without a sex life, I feel like I am missing a limb or at the very least, missing a vagina. It blows.

Re: very funny.

I was serious. I can only imagine how sensual, passionate, and in depth your services are. I would schedule for Thursday. I am always looking for a new regular.

I guess the internet isn't really working for you?

Try a swingers site, craigslist, match, plenty o fish, the list goes on...

Or in real life you could even hang outside of starbucks and give everyone a friendly "hello" and see who bites!

Bottom line, the world is crawling with horny men... just don't tell them how you're desperate for some good 'ol fashioned sex. Just be cool about it and act how any typical girl would!

Hope this helps!

Posted By: BeautifulTrees

Hi all! I am a massage provider who hasn't had sex since November. My ex-boyfriend and I broke up then. I don't have sex with clients and my last two dates in my personal life ended so awkwardly. Date #1 ended up crying in my bed. We were both partially clothed. Nothing much had happened. Then he cried. Date #2 was last night. We were watching the Sox game on television. He suggested we go to my room. I readily agreed. After about an hour, he said he didn't want to go any further. We were naked, but again, nothing much happened. Then he quickly got dressed and left. So awkward! So I know I am not the hottest piece of ass ever, but I never thought I'd go for almost eight months without having sex. I'm pretty, fun, well educated, smart and a fucking good time in bed (without any fucking right now!). I am in my sexual prime and I am DYING!  This isn't an ad to get laid or anything. I just need some people to tell me that I will eventually have sex again, because I am so worried that it's never going to happen. I have myself all freaked out about it.

So for those wonderful women and fine gentlemen who have had a serious dry spell, please tell me it eventually ended. I don't want to be a sexworker without any sex for the next fifty years.  Please tell me it gets better a la Dan Savage, even if you have to lie to me.

First, it does get better and life is too fucked up to lie about it.  It truly does get better. As big of a freak I am, I went 16 months without getting any.  I didn't choke the chicken much during that time either.  Frankly, I wasn't that interested in sex during that period, didn't want to make the emotional investment in a relationship nor the financial commitment to hobbying.  

But I have to believe this is more about a connection with you, because if it were simply sex, how educated and fun you are is a little further down the totem pole of importance.  I am assuming with both of your dates,  you had conversation with them both and perhaps out of respect to you, they chose not to do the nasty. As one poster said, I am sure you can have "sex" anytime you choose, but as far as the human connection with it, whether it be in a committed relationship or not, may take a little more time, but trust me, it will get better.

In the immortal words of Alan Funt,   "When it's least expected......"

Yes, it will happen.  Don't press the issue, and one day a guy with the sense to see you as quite a catch will come along.   Good luck!

You will get the banging of your life when  you least expect it.. God help the lucky guy whomever it will be.

hahaha, this was funny! Thanks for making me laugh and reminding me that I will eventually get laid. Have a nice day!

I am still not sure why the one guy cried, and then left??

It sounds to me like you're still in love with your ex-boyfriend , therefore emotionally tied to him. 6 months isnt a long time to get someone out of your system.It once took me 7 years to get one man out of my system,especially when the sex is good. What I dont understand is why did the one guy cry, and the other one leave? I once went thru a dry spell after my son was born. I wasnt with his father and felt fat and unattractive. At that time I had been out of the escort business for some many years and felt too old . A dear male friend of mine built me a website and I was off (pun intended). The gentleman who asked you out to dinner is on to something. I dont know why u dont provide and I do RESPECT that decision. But what I found out returning to the escort business is that there is someone for you ,no matter, what your size, age, or looks . Many are very good-looking, well mannered, SEXY, gentleman that will wine and dine you , and treat u good IN and OUT  of bed. I wasnt 20 something anymore , but in my sexual prime and having the time of my life.

im single...

i hear there's a way to get on the internet and find people who will have sex with you if you pay them money. haven't really looked into it myself but it's an idea, maybe google it

I emailed her privately off the board and she responded with the nicest, most heartfelt response. I can only imagine how wonderful she is in person. She's probably really good in bed too. There are some really nice people in this realm. Ebonique is one of them.

Don't take this the wrong way but seriously...  check out the video.

That reminds of last summer when my Friday night date decided to go for a stroll downtown after dinner. I sobbed while walking by Anti-Cruelty. And he still wanted to date me! That really is not me on the video, but a client did email me via eHarmony a few weeks ago. Ummmmm, no. I see this client everywhere. At the bar down the street. On the El. And now on eHarmony. If he weren't so horribly awkward, I would give him a chance. o

I'll probably never understand men like that but on the bringht side, I think that guy was into the caring type

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              That's wisdon and maturity and the been there(felt) done that. I thought it was awful BRAVE  of you to start this spread.

Posted By: BeautifulTrees

I emailed her privately off the board and she responded with the nicest, most heartfelt response. I can only imagine how wonderful she is in person. She's probably really good in bed too. There are some really nice people in this realm. Ebonique is one of them.