The Cubs haven't opened a can of whoop ass on anyone in 102 years.

I totally understand the dedication the those losers, but the Cubs are awful. Again. Zambrano aka big fucking baby is pitching tonight. I'm sure he'll be crying by the bottom of the sixth that something isn't fair.

The Sox, while not amazing right now, are a far better team than the Cubs. Konerko is on fire lately. Even Rios is hitting well. (!) I predict a sweep, and that's not just because I'm a huge Sox fan. The Cubs cannot get their act together for more than a game, most days for more than an inning. Need I mention that sweet, young piece of ass who is pitching for the Sox tonight? Oh yes, Gavin Floyd.