Imagine, if you will:   A writer.  Whose syntax and grammar are lacking.    

Picture it in your mind: what could have been an intriguing question regarding women's fantasies somehow..... gone horribly wrong.

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Debbie- what a great chuckle!

In just a few words, and with such subtle humor you deftly made your point!
A very hearty laugh! I don't expect great body slams like that in the ring of sexual blogging.  
Terrific.

I think if at 23 and pre-escort days if someone that I was attracted to asked me to shag I would have done it for free.  I was a bit of a slut so as long as I was not in a relation ship I would have been down for it.  Overnight would have been out of the question for free and would have had to have some kind of monitary.  I did not like waking up next to strangers in my slutty days.

If it was not someone that I was attracted to if they had offered me 1000 to sleep with them then I just might have.  Pre-escort 1000 was alot of money.  Now I still think it is alot of money but not something I have not seen before in just a few hours time.  It would have taken more for an overnight though, maybe 5k.  

See, you all are getting a bargain here!

Not even gonna try to understand that, but I will partake in whatever it is you're on.

When I was in my early teens, I had a fascination with Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love (hahaha, Courtney Ova exposed). So yeah I was jealous of her bc she married Kurt and Kurt was hot and I played all of his songs on guitar.  

So I read the entire autobiography of Kurt Cobain, and watched all of his videos, listened to Hole, and watched The People vs. Larry Flint years later. I saw Courtney Love strip, and had already learned through the autobiography that she had been a stripper before her music career. So I wanted to be like her in that sense, and like him in the music field. (I stopped listening to both their music in my early 20's bc it just wasn't healthy.)

Well I tried to become a stripper at 20, but there was something about what I sensed when I walked into the place to audition, and it was a heavy feeling that just screamed "there are lots of drugs here. get out." (Drugs scare the shit out of me so that ended that fantasy real quick. That's why this works so well.. Not judging, just keep them far away from me.)

So that was the end of that fantasy. lol. Went through 10 years of celibacy trying to earn my way to heaven, but at 27 I had a crush on one of my bosses. I began to pop open the wine and dance / strip to music drunk in my bedroom for hours, and imagining that boss walking in and finding me ripping my clothes off. (It was a "naughty" fantasy I had because I had been so prudent for such a long time.)

A couple years later I found myself escorting and look back like - wow I'm actually doing it.

NOW my fantasy is a few people I've had crushes on "book" with me who I would still like to bang, but never got the chance to - but won't bang for free (nobody gets it for free nowadays lol). I let them know - since I take full names, because I know a LOT of people in this area, hence why I need real names... anyway so I tell the guy "I think I know you already, and I'm comfortable if you are. How would you feel if you knew the lady you were seeing, and possibly wanted to chicky with her years ago?"

So I show up, it's awkward but thrilling, and he asks me to stay the night and becomes my biggest client.

Could I really pull that fantasy off? NOPE. But is it a great thing to think about when I'm bored and horny? YUP. LOL

xoxo

C

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(Also before my pre-escort SD days)

I was horrifically offended. One man who had a decent chance with me anyway, didn't want to fool around with waiting, and could he just give me $10k to skip to that part?  Ohhhhhhmyyyyyyygawwwwwd!  NO!

That's been...five or six years ago, and he still texts me here and there, alternating between an apology and asking if I've reconsidered. I still act as indignant as before, but now it's secretly hilarious to me.