I have been to parlors and most say my dicks to big for them. Any lady's on here like a 9" and very thick dick. Must be clean and discreet. Let me know.

and I'm terribly indiscreet...  But I'll keep my eyes peeled for ya, chief.

I think I hear your mom calling you to go take the garbage out and do your homework.

To quote a friend of mine..  
"you take asshatery to whole new level.. Mr Asshat.