Who gives the deepest, wettest wildest french in the city? Rachel's name seems to pop up a lot, is she best?

Don't forget about Christine or Ginger Rodgers.

Rachel is a NOTORIOUS no-show. She'll book a time with you two call system, you get to her neighborhood, but don't know the address. You call 5 minutes before the appointment and she does not answer. Happened to me twice. She never returned phone calls or emails to explain what happened. She is BAD NEWS.