I was with a guest and he was wonderful...  Anyone who knows me knows I love spit and saliva and find it erotic and sexy.  Well, I half drooled/spit on his member as I was stroking the looooong stroke and low and behold I thought I had missed.  Nope, it spit right back at me a fraction of a second after I had.  OMG I was dying, and so was he still pumping it right out and me not missing a stroke.  You might have had to be there but hey, you spit on that cock and it spits back at you right after....  OMG it was funny and I think the initial look on my face was likely priceless....  Thanks baby for the awesome time and the biggest funny I have had in a while....

My all time favorite "bar pick up story"

I was enjoying relaxing drink in one of NYC well known bars when this Gentleman decided that he just had to impress me. So he started going on and on and on about his super secret job, flashing wads of cash and finally whispered in my ear "i am a BOOKIE".

I smiled and whispered to him "great, so we BOTH are doing something illegal for living"

He looked at me with expression of utter horror on his face and said "are you a lady of the night???? OMG !!!!" And run to another end of the bar.

I looked at bartender who at that point was almost in tears from laughter and he said "i was wondering when you are going to chase that fool away"

Lina

Last Night

Last night was a delight.  I walked into a restaurant and there sitting at a table was a bit of a book worm. She looked to be an avid reader there in her sun dress with the girls peeking out.  She seemed to be passing time sitting there quietly at the restaurant having a glass of wine and reading.

I approached her to try to bring her back to my room only blocks away.  I suggested I would make her physically happy!  She closed the book, slugged down the last of her Pinot Grigio, and said let’s go.
Then I woke up from my coughing jag from a summer flu bug and headed for the bathroom for more Nyquil.  

Wish I had been there, let's see more stories.   Lol