OK guys - I'm a big boy (figuratively speaking) and can take an evaluate.  Who is the best provider in Chicago to provide an informed opinion?  

Given some of the commets on the influence of payment on a true assessment, do you think anyone I can get a real assessment?  How will I know?

May be this should be on the Chicago board....

This has been fun.  Thanks to all players!

Check out that conversation and then make your recommendation

OR hosts Meet and Greets regularly.

As per norm, ya best check the reviews as your request was a bit benign.

Good luck on your quest for, um, a vague query...

XXX-Giselle

You're a fatass?

You think you have a big attachment?

I am sure that all of the gals will tell you whatever it is you want to hear.  As I told you on the general board...coming from me is much more valuable since you are NOT paying me.  Do I need to say it again here?  If so, this time I will need some compensation.

It'll cost YOU extra cause you're such a needy case.