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Posted By: muscled
Saw the most beautiful girl I have seen in years on Division St getting out of a cab and going into a building by Larrabee Friday morn. Young , ebony , fantastic body, beautiful face and from the way she was dressed in the morning, had to be a provider. Can't get her out of my mind and would love to find out about her.

Saw the most beautiful girl I have seen in years on Division St getting out of a cab and going into a building by Larrabee Friday morn. Young , ebony , fantastic body, beautiful face and from the way she was dressed in the morning, had to be a provider. Can't get her out of my mind and would love to find out about her.

Yes, we all walk around like Julia Roberts in the first part of "Pretty Woman" LMFAO  

Xoxo
VC

Posted By: muscled
Saw the most beautiful girl I have seen in years on Division St getting out of a cab and going into a building by Larrabee Friday morn. Young , ebony , fantastic body, beautiful face and from the way she was dressed in the morning, had to be a provider. Can't get her out of my mind and would love to find out about her.

You mean you don't all dress like that. There goes my fantasy

Does this mean all girls who dress up in a provocative manner are providers?

If that is the case, then, just go to the clubs and ask, "How much?" and see how many times your face gets slapped!

I prefer casual attire when meeting a gent so as not to draw attention.  Common sense, I guess...

XXX-Giselle

Posted By: muscled
Saw the most beautiful girl I have seen in years on Division St getting out of a cab and going into a building by Larrabee Friday morn. Young , ebony , fantastic body, beautiful face and from the way she was dressed in the morning, had to be a provider. Can't get her out of my mind and would love to find out about her.

Posted By: muscled
Saw the most beautiful girl I have seen in years on Division St getting out of a cab and going into a building by Larrabee Friday morn. Young , ebony , fantastic body, beautiful face and from the way she was dressed in the morning, had to be a provider. Can't get her out of my mind and would love to find out about her.
Draw a picture of her, stand in front of the building you saw her go in.  Show the drawing to everyone as they pass you at the front door and ask if they know anything about her.  Let fate take over and see where it goes.

ChicagoGodfathet80904 reads

Sounds like a premise for a chick flick!!!! Lol.

in your worldly opinion, how does a provider dress in the following situations

a. Going to an outcall appointment via a taxi cab.

b. Going to Jewel, Domincks or Whole Foods to shop.

c. Just hanging out with friends that are not in the business.

Finally I will know how to spot these ladies. All I need next is someone to give me a few pick up lines to use in these types of situations.

FT61

http://www.deaddog.com/?p=16996

Xoxo
VC

Posted By: funtimes61
in your worldly opinion, how does a provider dress in the following situations

a. Going to an outcall appointment via a taxi cab.

b. Going to Jewel, Domincks or Whole Foods to shop.

c. Just hanging out with friends that are not in the business.

Finally I will know how to spot these ladies. All I need next is someone to give me a few pick up lines to use in these types of situations.

FT61
-- Modified on 4/17/2011 8:09:01 AM

a.  My answer would be jeans and a nice sweater via cab and my "magic bag" where I get to change into whatever is requested.  Of course, if asked specifically to show up in said outfit; well, then there is always the ever handy trenchcoat...

b.  Grocery shopping is usually jeans and jersey!

c.  Hanging with friends not in the business - same as the girls in the business.  Whatever goes, goes;)  

FT, I believe your best pickup line for the version of the provider already on her way via cab to an outcall "Hey, are you lost?  Would you like me to escort you to the elevator? Kidding...Nice try cuz she would have to first stay in the safety of her cab to try and find one of her heftiest dildos to beat you with.  Hahaha.  So, I would say never approach a girl alone going to an outcall (hotel).  It just will leave her in a bad disposition and feel frightened.

Aaahhh, the good old grocery store lines!  My favorites, "Are you a model?", "Do you know what aisle the single frozen dinners are in?, "Have you seen my nephew/niece (with such and such description)" .  Oh, the lines are endless on that one!

As for the chicks hanging out - the usual, "Are your legs tired because you have been running through my head all day."  It's so cheesy that it actually works.  It breaks the ice and you laugh!  I have seen my friends use it on girls - it works!

XXX-Giselle

Awww, such a cute doggie! May I pet him/her/it/other? Cute girl smiles and laughs while you pet her doggie and take a sneak peek down her blouse. Nice ass on that chick BTW...

Yes, this happened to me tonight :-)

-- Modified on 4/18/2011 9:12:02 PM

Posted By: muscled
Saw the most beautiful girl I have seen in years on Division St getting out of a cab and going into a building by Larrabee Friday morn. Young , ebony , fantastic body, beautiful face and from the way she was dressed in the morning, had to be a provider. Can't get her out of my mind and would love to find out about her.

All going something like "saw someone hot out in the Real World and wondered if they were a provider" I can only wonder if hobbyists have lost the skill of going up to someone that wouldn't just take money?

What did you do before you entered the hobby? If you find someone hot that you can't take your mind off, proceed like a normal person would. In the OP's case, you should have ran after her and asked her to dinner rather than posting a vague fantasy. If I wrote here about every hot girl I came across on a daily basis, I'd probably get banned from TER...

If you can't ask a hot girl to dinner because you're married or have an SO or something, then stick to the well-advertised segment of the provider population. Still, I'm single twenty-something, what do I know...

Chances are.... Probaby NOT!  When you look at the number of escorts in Chicago as a percentage of the entire female population, chances are that what you saw was just a sexy lady dressed sexy.  Possibly returning home from an overnight with her boyfriend.  

I am not sure why so many hobbyists go through the mental gymnastics of trying to guess if someone is a provider, and then posting it on the board.  Not likely the lady in question is going to jump on and say it was her.

If she was a provider, its highly unlikely she would want to be approached and asked.  If she is not, chances are you may get slapped or cursed out.  Hell, if she was, she still may do that as you would be breaking the unwritten rule concerning approaching a provider in public unless you are scheduled to meet her.  Discretion is critical both ways!

As for what providers wear out in public, and especially during day hours, I hate to break anyone's bubble or ruin their fantasy, but we are likely to NOT be grocery shopping or running errands in a sexy babydoll and thigh highs wearing FMPs or sexy clubwear.  We are far more likely to be in jeans.  

If you are so intrigued, do a search on TER reviews for an ebony provider and see if you can find someone who resembles the girl you are so taken with.  

Ok, need to slip on my thigh highs, thong and pasties so I can pick up my dry cleaning and do some grocery shopping!

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