Well.... I have been lost, but now am found. Was wandering through the woods NEKKID and painted blue at one point, and.... ummm, can't remember much else. Excess Excess Excess. It's good to live in the land of the free.
Would like to blow my own horn for just a moment, (Ron Jeremy style if I could hell yeah). Yours truly did compete on a vaguely remembered Wednesday Night in the Vlad's Pleasure Pavilion Second Annual Miss Swamp Wet Chemise Contest. It was a righteously debaucherous good time with tons of lesbian kissing (my favorite part) and ended up with the three final contestants butt nekkid, drunk and soaking wet (in more ways than one). And .......(insert cheesy drumroll here)...... I WON!! I got a cute little tiara placed on my head, and the right to call myself Miss Swamp for a Year. My assignment is to spread debauchery and lewdness far and wide. Oh and If I cannot complete my task, the runner up (a super hottie brunette with some really wicked belly dancing moves) will take over.
So...... I'll be back and available in Chicago starting sometime Thursday afternoon. Can't answer the phone down here, (grumble grumble stupid t-moblie local plan grumble grumble) But my High-Speed I.V. has been reinserted and I will be answering emails like a mad-woman (illegibly and with little regard for human life) , and the phone will be working on Thursday.
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