I wonder if any of the local ladies email boxes blew up.

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If I would have heard something like that in the store I would look over to the first guy I see and say well at least she is getting lucky, he'll say "yeah lucky her", then I'll respond "lucky us maybe?" That would be all it took to pick up someone as your are picking up laundry detergent.