Ok, well lately I have been bombarded with gentlemen who want drive through pussy.  What do I mean by that?  Well, they are in the area and can be at my place in 10 minutes.  Even had one call me at 1am last night?  REALLY?  LOL.  I just have to respond that it is rare for me to ever get there in less then 1hr.  Sometimes 30mins but man, that is really pushing it.

I've been seeing those drive-thru pussy posts here on TER, both before my hiatus and now.  And I always wondered: how do they supposed to work?  What about the screening?  (RS2K, Whitelist, provider references, etc.)  Don't those things take time?  Unless, of course, the hobbyist is a pre-screened returning guest, but I guess even then, some level of verification is still necessary.  Which, again, might take at least an hour, especially with providers or RS2K, for the call to be returned.

From when I first started til in the industry til now this has always gone on with my business from both newbies and repeats. This is why I have come to the conclusion that its one of two things. Theory #1, they got horny (a hard-on) and started dialing for relief OR Theory #2, they have a small pocket of unexpected time and want to see someone. Both theories are kinda the same thing but they happen to me and most providers I am in contact with all the time. We wish it wasn't like this! Please gents, help US, Help YOU!! We need proper notice to plan and prepare for the type of session you want and deserve!

alcohol is playing a part in this sometimes?

. . . and have called you on a few hours' notice.  But never less than that.  Echoing what another poster has said, I don't really want it on a drive through basis.  It would be a little creepy to me.  

rarely does an intoxicated individual call me - 90% of them have an itch the want scratched NOW

They don't want to say "hey, I had plans to see someone else but they just canceled, so can you see me right now"?

Or the blue pill is busy working . . .

yes you are one that provides plenty on notice to make sure you get the time you desire.  Thank you for that!

Common sense and politeness left this hobby long ago..

I think it is universally gone, right around the time no one wanted to talk on the phone anymore and texting became the norm for many(I am not saying every texter is a bone head but some of them just don't understand the value of a good conversation, connections can and do start there).

Has happened to me a few times, the cancellation part.

Yup.  When someone gets NCNS'ed, their needs don't go anywhere.  So they end up calling the next person they *think* can see them on a short notice.  Sometimes they even have backup appointments in mind, not unlike school kids having backup dates for the dance (not the best behavior, but still).  There is no real solution for this, except to get pre-screened if needed, see respectful providers who don't NCNS, and plan better when scheduling.

Could be just a spontaneous, the work schedule changed and now have time thing too...  I'm a planner but admit to attempting a fast scheduled meeting due to all of the above.  Not while in the car however on my way to the location.  It's worked a very low percentage of the time, since most quality ladies are booked out (but you never know if they've gotten a cancellation either).

So there's lots of "women things" that we as men just can't embrace (30 pair of shoes?? are you kidding?  And for most of you that's probably a minimum! ). Guys have this incredibly short attention span for things sexually related. View a couple hot images on the ad board and we can be " I want it now". This is also why our sex organ can go from Mr Limp to Sir Salute in a matter of seconds. Visual images actually travel at the speed light and our hormones are not much slower.  

on the line.  I was more refering to the "I am in your area, when is the soonest you can be available" and then the honest "well I am not there right now so the soonest is an hour" that gets a return of, "well I was hoping for sooner, I guess this is not going to work unless you can get here in 10mins".  To me, that is nuts especially for someone who is not staying/living at their location.

When guys think with their "little heads", they do some strange things. LOL  That's about the only explanation I can think of for the "drive through pussy" thing.

I really prefer if I am contacted the day before. I actually noticed a lot of this in the spring... Generally, I don't answer my phone and prefer to schedule via email so I probably miss a lot more than I know about because it seems like the guys who want to call don't always email.

If its a reg that I've met multiple times, they insist they don't care if I look like I just ran a marathon and I'm free - I'll go for it. In that event, its actually fun because its something new. For them, I assume that them saying they are 10 min away means that they can meet soon. I don't assume they mean that they want to meet in 10 minutes.

Its finally clicked that guys that book with short notice are only observing 3 things
- Photos
- Location
- Rates  

It gives off the agency (ready now) feel  to many guys, and yes they assume we are all just sitting in a hotel room with a fkin thong and heels on and have no other life. Not the boys of TER of course, but you get my meaning. Guys who email you don't bother you, because you don't know you have one at 1 am unless your phone is on and you get the beep, or you are really up at 1 am checking your email. If they can't pre-book, they can see a street walker. Agencies were created to service such guys... indies can do what the fk they want.

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I get the argument that expecting providers to drop everything and jump at our slightest whim is unrealistic and disrespectful.  No one should expect it or be upset because you refuse to take a last minute request. BUT... from our side there are those special moments when something gets our hormones fired up and there is a sudden break in the calendar clouds, and we want to do it NOW! When we get in that mood I don't want you in makeup or lingerie.  I want your hair a mess and wearing baggy shorts and a ripped t-shirt (preferably one you stole form an ex-boyfriend) and I just want to kick in the door, throw you on the bed, and go to it.  

If there were not so many desperate hookers or ones with no other income, the stuff would not keep happening. It happens all the time, because so many say 'sure, come right over' all the time. How the hell can you get a reference to respond back to you in 2 hours? I have had some take 3 days. I can see RS2K and employment check, but a provider reference? LMAO. I do this often, but it's rare when I get the same.

No one escorts with the intent of it feeling like a job. No matter what the assumptions are about the girls here, there's a huge percentage of us that entered this with goals of it being everything we ever wanted and more. Not just money, gifts, lavish vacations, but a way of being ourselves with someone and really enjoying life, freedom, etc you know? We didn't enter it thinking we'd spend 80hrs a year turning men down. Which is honestly a realistic situation and why we hire assistants. 80hrs is enough time to go to the gym 2hrs per day, 3 times a wee, for 13 weeks. I don't mean to come off as a prude by observing that, but I'm working on becoming organized in every area of my life and it is real life for us. Plus, the guys would like that we are healthy with stamina, right?

It took me a while to "get it." Now I do.

Everything you said. Love it.

Despite the fact that the most rational of men can fall into "thinking with the little head", the simple fact is that gentlemen know when they are being unreasonable.  The reasons for this behavior have all been listed -- sudden holes in the calendar, canceled on by another provider, a chance meeting with a really hot civvie, etc.  

One explanation I've noticed in speaking with hobbyists and providers is that the drive thru pussy concept has come about from also the plethora of AMPs. Its very likely that you can call one of them (even reputable ones) and find out they have availability.. game on then... however this 'feature' gets translated to non AMP providers and you see the outcome.

The ladies that require more screening than the other have managed to convince even the guys that "their" way is the only safe way to do things.

So I see things differently. "Well reviewed TER providers" are the ones trying to change things not the other way around.

but a "decent" guy won't get pissy if you can't accommodate him.

Agreed, but only stupid guys would ask a provider who CLEARLY states she can't do it over and over again... unless, she hinted to regulars this was not the case. Nothing is more annoying than guys who do not READ and take note of what providers post constantly.