Hello Ladies of Chicago,
How much junk email do you get on the average day, 10, 50, 100?  For each genuine request to meet how much E-BS do you have to sort thru?

Everyone who emails me wants to see me. Once in awhile an ad for a halfnaked tart from backpage or a escort ad trying to sell me something.

On average, I probably get about 5  "junk" emails and texts a day. Sometimes I get 10 a day, sometimes I go a week without one. They're generally easy to spot and I don't usually reply to them. I seem to get far less time wasters than some of the other ladies I know, so my experience might be different.  

I would say the 5 main categories for me are:
1. The "hey u avail??" guys who send "???" every 10 minutes until they realize I'll never reply (bonus points if they send it to me past 2 AM, and extra bonus points if they call me names after getting mad I won't reply)
2. The ones who send novels about how beautiful I am or what they want their session to be without any screening info or any info on when they actually want to meet (they just want to talk to us for free without any intention of actually booking)
3. The ones who refuse to give any screening info/try to give me fake info
4. The ones who send really inappropriate and vulgar emails/texts  
5. Actual junk/spam emails and texts from "escort ad" sites, creepy photographers, "web designers", etc.  

I generally just delete these and go on with my day. I save my mental energy for my amazing and respectful clients who actually want to see me. No need to get upset or take it personally when someone tries to waste my time, because they probably do it to everyone.

Dear Kurumi,  interesting reply post.  Can you tell us the 5 things that will impress you?  You don't need to include a tip, I figured that out on my own.

As long as the email is respectful, includes screening info, and it's straight to the point, that's all that matters! I suppose something that might "impress" me is if they have any common interests with me, or if they mention something that proves they really read my website. Some of the best sessions I've had were with clients who booked within a few email exchanges. A thorough intro email is sure to impress a provider!

Some days it's one or two, none, a dozen. Around the holidays my phone was blowing up with guys who had zero intention of cooperating with screening. I'm at the point where I don't bother responding to "u avail", "hey u up", "hey", "hi", etc. because the chances of them booking are slim to none and I'd rather preserve my sanity than go back and forth with someone who can't even bother to contact me in an appropriate manner.