An older guy, not really in the best of shape, was working out in the gym when a sweet young thing caught his eye. He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress the young lady over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "Sir, I would try the ATM in the lobby."

For skittles duh! Sweet pretty colored candies works for me ALWAYS

Hahaha!
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Seriously, Skittles rule! It is my new form of donation. Ssshh, it is our little secret

XXX-Giselle

Guy asks the Pitt boss "I've been on rhese machines all day, can you give me the inside scoop? Which ones are paying out?"

The Pitt boss says "sure buddy, through these doors, it's the only one on your right- it almost never fails to pay out"

"gee thanks!" says the guy... He hurries through the doors, turns to The right and is standing in front of the ATM

I know- hardy har har! Lol

Xoxo
VC