What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?  Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

 Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?  He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood.

 Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!

 What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

 What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.

 The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.

  Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

  What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common ?  They're both clubbed by Norwegians !