Sex burns 77 to 155 calories per hour in men.  In women sex burns off 70-120 calories.

Kissing helps prevent tooth decay due to the extra saliva produced.  

A one minute kiss burns 26 calories.

A man's beard grows fastest when he is anticipating sex.  (How the heck did they come up with this one.)

Men, on the average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

Frequent sex lowers stress and lowers diastolic blood pressure.

Sex boosts immunity. Sex once or twice a week is linked to higher levels of immunoglobin.

Sex reduces pain.  As the hormone, oxytocin, surges... pain diminishes.

Sex reduces prostate cancer risk.  Frequent ejaculations is believed to reduce the risk or prostate cancer.

For women. Sex strengthens pelvic floor muscles.

Sex helps you sleep better.

So how's your health gents?? Feeling poorly?? Maybe a visit to one of the beautiful women on this board is just what the doctor ordered.

THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CHICAGO PROVIDER COUNCIL.lol

No wonder I can't sleep and feel like shit!!!!!!

for some 'intensive' care.... Where they will tell you to take 'two mammaries' and stay in bed!

haven't seen a provider in weeks. My neck and shoulder are really sore from excessive snow shoveling so what position would relieve the pain the best Sin?

I also play with doctors sometimes.  

In my humble medical opinion, we have to make sure we do not put any strain on your neck and shoulder.  I recommend flat on your back for some cowgirl and if standing is more comfortable.. Some doggie.

I also think its important to make sure that airsplint is properly inflated.  Isn't the stem just a few inches below the naval??  Not sure what the proper PSI is for inflation and don't want to over inflate it or it may pop... Maybe we should make it POP???

the author of one of those live longer books told me that having sex five times a week will add three years to your life.  I replied, "Gosh, talk about taking your life into your own hands."  He saw the humor in it.

the author of one of those live longer books told me that having sex five times a week will add three years to your life.  I replied, "Gosh, talk about taking your life into your own hands."  He saw the humor in it.

Next week, he's supposed to discuss why men cheat. Not sure which day.

Just hit a nasty patch of black ice on the driveway, ooooohhh boy, it wasn't an Olympic-quality ice skating event, LOL! Picture hands waving wildly in a near-futile attempt to avoid falling. I stood up though, give me a 9.5 for technical content and a 8.5 for performance

Winter's becoming a personal hazard for me... please add a back massage before rolling me over for the airsplint event. Proper inflation is debatable, depends on diastolic/systolic and all that medical crap. Now where's that bottle of aspirin?