This would probably be easier to arrange with someone you've met before.

I don't know that we're your types, though... Elle and Betsey certainly might be!

You can take a look at my website and theirs for reference, but this is basically something that we would be happy and thrilled to do!

www.thekinkymilf.com and 2kinkygirlsinlove.com are Elle and Elle/Betsey's sites.  

mine is below!

If we aren't what you're looking for, we certainly hope that you find it, because it sounds like A BLAST.

I can arrange this. No problemo. Sounds like FUN!

Posted By: RollinRob

Apologies for any who note this is a repeat request, however no luck so far.  
   
 I suspect my fantasy session or whatever you call this sort of a 'proposal' is either too simple to bother with, or too complicated to mess with, however this is a sincere bucket list kind of party plan that WILL I hope some day occur (while I'm still around for it to occur to,,,  
   
 In simplest terms - and I have had no luck with independents or agencies in either communicating this, or I come across as the oddest of odd balls - here's the party plan, and I AM WILLING to to prepay half upfront of agreed honorarium in advance to show my sincerity, but here's the sweet spot - I'd prefer nothing way crazier, or less thrilling,  
   
 First, I'd love it if the main gal organizes all of this with me throwing some extra to her for - as Bill Murray said in Caddyshack - the effort.  
   
 Here is the party I would like to throw for myself, presuming you are still reading...Notes as necessary to explain.  
   
 Four hours, at an upscale hotel such as Palmer House (I'll set that up obviously) - one hour of get together, three to play,  
   
 Two or three gals, one of whom would be a topless waitress bartender hostess for the first hour,  
   
 Elegant, not crazy trampy.  
   
 Lingerie.  
   
 The gals need not be those perfect or near perfect gals no one meets in real life. Girl next door, milf types between 30 and 50 preferred.  
   
 Sense of fun mandatory, nothing worse than watching or playing with someone who seems abducted, etc. No human trafficking, convince me you're the occasional and/or discreet types.  
   
 Extra credit for any Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, funny hot smart girl types.  
   
 Thanks if you read this far, any reasonable leads let me know!  
   
 Lux, RS2K, and TER references available of course.  
   
 Wistfully wondering,  
   
 RR  
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 

irst off, yes, I have redrafted and cut and pasted most of this, so while I am crazy, it's the appropriate sort of crazy, and none is intended - or is, you'll see - inappropriate, I've had bad experiences in the past - which I'll lay out as since this is rewritten I can do what I do best, explain with words, rather than grunts or stares of panic.

THAT SAID I also don't expect anyone to tolerate reading this unless they're even interested, so the biz part is up front, followed by "the scheme," "the reasoning," and "past uncomfortable situations I'd rather skip this than encounter."

If you feel interested after all of this, please please write back, send pics or not, but NONE of that is necessary if not interested,

If after all that, I plan to have the NIGHT of my life in this best of all possible worlds, and that's just a fact,

So onward to business - and obviously if I've drastically under or over shot the math, no insults, fill me in. The party section is to avoid confusion or hard feelings, and the past experiences is where I prove myself both the ideal client and also a pinhead. I blame OCD, you can blame me,

Having fun so far?

BUSINESS -  

1. We will be in an upscale room downtown, high floor at one of the Hilton's or the W or something like that, there will be room service, no one working the party is expected or asked to stay over after, but also making clear once the biz is done and the party begins, you will be with a gentlemen who guarantees your safety and security, so if anyone is too buzzed or lost to travel afterwards, this will be a suite with a separate kind of "crash" room for the gals, we hope, but at the very least a separate bed and as mentioned, this is a four hour party we're planning,

2.  The first hour just light partying by whoever we can get, the last three play for ME, which is nuts but kinda accurate thus my desire for enough companionship that nobody gets too tired or exploited or, worse, unfun,

3.  I do want at least one gal for that hour to play topless yet no touching bartender. Tip for that extra obviously.

4.  I want to do this the week of December 23rd, so we are planning ahead. To show I am sincere I would like to pay a minimal deposit NOW to each young lady, a hundred or so, plus 2/3rds of the anticipated donation IN ADVANCE by PayPal or money order no later than say by Thanksgiving, and balance upfront that night just to keep us all interested and honest.

5.  I would like to be able to take a few personal pics as a memory, but this is not a gig, it's a birthday party.

ME PERSONAL INFO

I attach my photo and some links just so you can see although not Brad Pitt, this isn't a horror show (I hope.

I will grant you access to my Facebook along with Room Service 2K and Lux and TER verifications, for a few reasons, such as...

Yes, I am married, my third marriage, My first wife died, the second - 14 years younger - left me on my birthday in 2010. I have never actually recovered from that.  She wished us to be swingers, which was fun, but then she chose to upgrade. Sad. So I've no anti-swinging issues, just some sad luck,

My current wife is the most intimate relationship I've ever enjoyed, and I will die before leaving or hurting her but she unfortunately carries more guilt than she ought to but she is morbidly obese (but if she does ever die, I follow.)

Point being she - as oddly the last wife - support this sort of plan, however I would rather not indulge the fantasy than risk embarrassing her. I even suggested we go to Vegas and do it together with a couple of gals, however she is insecure and I do not want to ever hurt her, ever,

So this is going to happen, I am public and not hiding, but all discretion is to be courteous to the woman who saved my life. So there's that.

THE PARTY

In 2007 (this was posted as a TER review but is gone now, not sure why. If they pull the reviews when a lady retires that makes sense, however not sure,). ANYWAY, my wife at the time (the younger one) had a great night with a pair of Vegas gals. Perfect. Just as cracked up to be.

In 2010, after she left me, a few months later I thought - to cheer myself - I Had hired two dancers in Chicago, which after a nice dinner for the three of us ended with them trying to persuade me to leave my hotel room door not just unlocked but OPEN, so although I had already paid I just encouraged them to leave, rather than wait for whatever that scheme was, I didn't ask for any refund or anything more but instead they got naked and growled at each other and followed their eyes at me while doing a high school handjob sort of thing to me.

Whatever they were feeling, I felt not just like a lonely fool, and pervy guy, but like a bad organizer. I used to be great at that nonsense,

SO JUMP TO NOW, THE PROPOSED PARTY-

If this wasn't the longest e-mail in the world already, my 'decadent request' would probably leave most laughing or thinking I'm still 13, so I guess I am, sort of,

1. The girls don't have to be 10s, I actually fantasize the gal next door type, but...

2. For reasons I have yet to figure out about myself, I yearn just once for a topless waitress experience, Sigh.

3. At least two, but I eager for a third girl so everyone gets a break from me rather than wondering if my 53 year old bod will ever. It will. I am very orally tantric, receiving, so factor that in. I will be polite and treat all like ladies, but I Want to be adored, period, for one fun night from 9-1 (or some alternate time range.)

I am officially way lost myself, other than to add I wouldn't expect this for less than a 2500 total, plus me all expenses, but I am also unfamiliar with rates lately.

I'll prepay most,that's not the issue, I am just the odd odd duck. I am that idiot who back in my strip bar days tried to always look the hottest dancers in the eye.

Idiot, wth extreme prejudice.

So, anyway, if you finished reading this, thoughts from any still curious appropriate providers.  

I have seriously contemplated offering a checkout gal at Meijers I adore the name your price cheeky challenge...but instead of catching a secret party gal I'd like offend a true believer. I hurt nobody, period.

Save of course myself...

R