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The simpler the better
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If there were to be a rulebook for how to build a great site, rules number 1 through 5 should all be:
DO NOT PUT SOUND ON AN ESCORT WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!

Doesn't matter if there are 40 girls on a site.  If I call you up and you give me 4 names, I'm going to be looking them up while we talk.  Typically, the sites with 40 girls don't have real pictures anyway and that is a deal breaker for me.

I really hate the flash based gallery sites with the picture that pop up over the screen.  You don't see stuff like that on websites that actually sell stuff.  There is a reason. Simpler is better.  As long as the pictures are real, (and recent), and the rates and rules are easy to understand.  I'm happy.

The agencies I trust have the simplest websites.  MTA, Michelles (been a favorite for over 10 years now, secretly-yours, ECE...

One growing peeve of mine when indies write War and Peace length info pages in size 4 font with red type on a black background and then get all bitchy if you ask a simple, not out of line, question.  If you write a 6000 word rule / rate plan essay, you're doing it wrong.  (This isn't directed at anyone in particular as it is not exactly a rare phenomenon.)

It never stops amazing me how many agencies show sometimes 30-40 ladies on their site and upon checking I find that they really only have about 5-6 ladies working for them.  Does the fact that you initially see so many providers available, psychologically give an impression of more credibility than a site that might only have 5-10 providers?

Also, I designed our website without all the "flash" stuff because I know that i-phones don't support flash and a lot of people use their i-phone for hobbying.  Just wondering...... does the flash stuff effect your decision or should i say enhance your interest in a site?

Is an honest site that shows the girls faces, and doesnt hide a bad body. A service or indy that looks good and provides great service. I hate deception.

when I look at some of the local services and see that many beautiful women I know it is bs and my clients confirm it and even say they donot get the girl they ask for its either she is booked or not available today but we do have so n so.
I guess they think they look better than the ones who have a few.

The answer to both questions is no. In fact, both of those things work against an agency for me. The flash stuff is a waste of time and too many ladies strongly suggests bait and switch and fake pic possibilities. May I also say professionalism in setting things up gives one confidence and Traci and Mike are two of the best in Chitown.

Still, some agencies have a number of ladies who rotate their schedules to visit other cities. So posting a lot of pics isn't bad as long as schedules are posted. If not I become suspicious.

As for flash, well that doesn't do anything for me and I suspect its more about jazzing up the site than anything else.

It's called padding the inventory. It's done in every aspect of this industry, from escort directories (how in the hell did my ad get over THERE?) to agencies (I can tell you right now which agencies/individuals are real and who is using fake pics and those who have had the same pics up for 8-10 years) to individuals copying your whole site and trying to pass it off as "theirs" when normally they couldn't put two words together on their own.

I see so many gentlemen making inquiries about so and so on backpage when it is very clear, at least to me, what they are really getting themselves into.

If you see pics taken by the ocean, obviously a very expen$$$$$$$$ive photo session, the girl is a 10 by way of the photos and she's advertising on the free sites. WiTH TeXt LIkE tHiS and a bunch of squirrely, nonsensical bullshit before and after it, does one really expect this girl in the photos to show up at one's door for 200 per hour? If she looks like that, has half a brain and a fairly decent pickle on the side, do you really think she will be charging 200 per hour and be advertising on a free site? Or hooked up with some fly-by-night, no name agency?

I can say with a fair amount of authority that this just Ain't Happenin'.

If it walks like a duck...



I think it is imperative that all ladies blur their faces if using public facilities for incalls..... Hotels etc...  I mean, how hard is it for LE to fax a photo to all the hotels in their town asking them to notify if they see this or that lady?

I have to say though, that I find it interesting that you would chime in for this question.  I had you retired by now or hobbying in Iowa, Indiana or Wisconsin in light of all the death and destruction we are about to experience here in Illinois!

(LOL.... Had to throw you a shot)

Especially now, we all have to be careful to protect our private lives from you know who.

Mobile internet is convenient. Checking out things while on the go. A lot more privacy from spying eyes. @ work, just use your iPhone.
Aside my own experience, I've learned that these devices IE. iPhone, Blackberry are mobile addictions. Most days I forget I have a computer.. until I need to get TER lmao

I get TER on my iPhone. I choose the non-mobile option and have full access so I can check cuties like you.

I've managed a few times to get out of the Mobile Setting. It likes to keep switching me back into it, absolutely frustrating. Any tips? I'm amazing at tweaking but.. the internet on there is my biggest flaw lol I even have my iPhone for prepaid lmao

Gemma

Posted By: Hardwood469
I get TER on my iPhone. I choose the non-mobile option and have full access so I can check cuties like you.

When I sign on to TER with my iPhone, the mobile page comes up with my username and password. At the very bottom, there is a link that says "View Non-Mobile Site." I click that and I get in just as if I were on a computer, after entering my username and password. Hope that helps. I never get kicked back to mobile.

Haha WOW!! So here I was signing in and messing with the URL. It doesn't give you that simple button once you log into the mobile version. But it's right there before I even log on.
I feel a little off today :/

Thanks for the help :)

Posted By: Hardwood469
When I sign on to TER with my iPhone, the mobile page comes up with my username and password. At the very bottom, there is a link that says "View Non-Mobile Site." I click that and I get in just as if I were on a computer, after entering my username and password. Hope that helps. I never get kicked back to mobile.

Having used several agencies (yours included), I prefer that the ladies are fairly presented on your site.  I do take the time to read reviews of a lady I am interested in prior to my initiating any contact.  I have noticed that those agencies that have a plethora of ladies, typically tend to have very few, if any, reviews that support the agency's (and a lady that might have interested me) credibility.

PeterPickle806 reads

I'd rather do without all that Flash stuff.  Even from a PC the photo galleries always wind up being slow, hard to navigate through the pictures, waiting for them to load and expand, etc..    The girls (or at least the web designers they hire) seemed to not have gotten the memo that in this day of information overload you'll lose your viewer if the site isn't quick and easy to find the info you came to the site for.  Make them wait, click too much, etc.. and they'll just leave.

And while I'm venting on the topic.....spare us all the confusing titles of the sections.  Rates, Booking, Pictures, etc.. should be aptly named as such, not some cryptic BS we can't even figure out.

Posted By: MikeTheAssistant


Also, I designed our website without all the "flash" stuff because I know that i-phones don't support flash and a lot of people use their i-phone for hobbying.  Just wondering...... does the flash stuff effect your decision or should i say enhance your interest in a site?

If there were to be a rulebook for how to build a great site, rules number 1 through 5 should all be:
DO NOT PUT SOUND ON AN ESCORT WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!

Doesn't matter if there are 40 girls on a site.  If I call you up and you give me 4 names, I'm going to be looking them up while we talk.  Typically, the sites with 40 girls don't have real pictures anyway and that is a deal breaker for me.

I really hate the flash based gallery sites with the picture that pop up over the screen.  You don't see stuff like that on websites that actually sell stuff.  There is a reason. Simpler is better.  As long as the pictures are real, (and recent), and the rates and rules are easy to understand.  I'm happy.

The agencies I trust have the simplest websites.  MTA, Michelles (been a favorite for over 10 years now, secretly-yours, ECE...

One growing peeve of mine when indies write War and Peace length info pages in size 4 font with red type on a black background and then get all bitchy if you ask a simple, not out of line, question.  If you write a 6000 word rule / rate plan essay, you're doing it wrong.  (This isn't directed at anyone in particular as it is not exactly a rare phenomenon.)

Posted By: burpie

One growing peeve of mine when indies write War and Peace length info pages in size 4 font with red type on a black background and then get all bitchy if you ask a simple, not out of line, question.  If you write a 6000 word rule / rate plan essay, you're doing it wrong.  (This isn't directed at anyone in particular as it is not exactly a rare phenomenon.)
This one above ^^^. I'm not reading a list of rules a mile long. Do we really need THAT much detail? I'd much rather see a nice set of pictures and a concise summary of the rules and regs. The more you need to explain, the less interested I become and eventually I just go elsewhere. Tell me the details in an email AFTER I've decided I'd like more info.

Web sites should load fast and be well-organized. Using Flash is a cutesy way of covering up a lack of content. It's slow and it's artsy and it doesn't convey any meaningful information which is what we're looking for when we go to any web site.

Radcow514 reads

MOST agencies across the country are all about B&S. It's the nature of the game I guess. So many ladies try this and find that it is not for them and they move on, yet the agency owners continue to peddle their pictures as if they girl is going to be your next girl Friday. They also sprinkle in a number of fake pictures, stolen or purchased from stock photography and model sites. When you see site with really gorgeous women and very little nudity or other 'personality," let that be your first red flag.  Your second red flag is when you see ads sprinkled all over the place and yet there is no trail, reviews or other chatter. Strike three is when you call and they barely screen and claim she is available in the dead of the weekend.

I've used your agency and I picked it because of your reputation and the quality reviews of the ladies that work for you.

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