Cover your stump before you hump
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
Don't be silly, protect your willy
When in doubt, shroud your spout
Don't be a loner, cover your boner
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
If you go into heat, package your meat
While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
Especially in December, gift wrap your member
Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
The right selection will protect your erection
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
A crank with armor will never harm her
No glove, no love!

Give her some marmalade, give her some toast.
Give her a partridge, in a pear tree.
But the dose that you give her, may get back to me


Those were good Fred