If so, then read them and if you provide all of what I like reply here and I will contact you

If so and you see the range of fees of the gals I like, please send checks to like minded providers and tell them I will be there shortly.

Are you three that have responded open to an appt? If so when?

I wouldn't fuck you!

If you sent me a PM just post your name here and I'll contact you. Don't have VIP status right now cause I've been gone.

I scoped one out for you.

I assume this is meant to be a joke?

and this is why this board no longer has a good reputation. I am not lazy. I've scoped them all out, done my research. I am merely looking for any providers that perform what I like that I have not seen yet.

They are getting paid, not me.

Thank you all for ruining TER. Good luck

How would you do your "research"? Since you say you're not a VIP.

"They are getting paid, not me." Do you have someone that wipes your ass too? C'MON MAN.

Why don't you use ISO board to find a hungry and industrious pro that's got the time to look through your reviews and try to figure out whether or not she wants to APPROACH YOU.

I was under the impression this was where we (guys) scoped out chicks (looked at their pics, read reviews, maybe pm'ed a few reviewers) and made contact. Much like a bar or club but knowing we're going to go horizontal on the first date.

Why are you even replying here? Your comments are not useful.

Since you are looking for ladies to adjust their menus to your requirement, I think you should consider just posting a quick summary for them when you are looking for a date. I know it is a little extra work, but it avoids confusion and errors should the lady not read all your reviews, or not realize that you have progressed and no longer like the exact same experience you enjoyed six months ago.

If ladies are willing to offer you this personalized, customized experience (and, in my experience, some are definitely willing to do it, though they offered it freely to me), there should be an upcharge, perhaps 10% with a $50 minimum since the effort is the same whether she charges $$ or $$$$$.

Finally, I suggest you preprint laminated menu cards and hand them to the ladies when you arrive to be sure they have the most current version of your preferences before the session begins. Yes, if she is LE you are well and truly fucked, but since screening does not seem to be a job you want to do, I assume this is not a concern.

Please keep us updated on how it goes.

all the best,
zig

and while I am a paying member, I know there are alot of nice ladies that aren't.  If they aren't they are SOL about knowing what you like and can't respond or will respond and then not provide what you like.  Best bet is if you have certain things you like just include it in the body of your message.

Is this a joke too?

Ok thank you for the input, this is valuable.

My post has been ruined by unwarranted opinions. I am trying to garner services, which is what this site is for. If you do not agree with my post, don't comment.

Keep the board and forum appropriate, respectful, and professional

That your post did not get you any ladies? As Sage said, and I said, too though definitely with a little sarcasm - it works a lot better if you say what you want rather than asking ladies to read through your reviews in order to figure out what you want. Telling people what you want is not a lot of work for you, but reading all of your reviews can be a fair amount of work just to get a chance to pitch you.

I also get the message that you would have preferred that this message be delivered more gently and without the sarcasm, but if that is the case you need to consider the normal tone on internet forums - it is not gentle, supportive and without sarcasm. If you want to play here, you may want to get a little more thick-skinned.

good luck,
zig

And he would have known the answer to his OP without getting flamed.

He also would know that Inet forums are great places to use posts such as his for fodder!

Thanks pete  

You are suggesting I outline what services, specifically, I am looking for in this forum?

So IF i said I am looking for a lady that provides rimming and greek that would be ok?

You're welcome

But take it one step further...and do some research on your own.

The search function has that option available...give it a whirl.  And those that fit those parameters...send them a session inquiry.

Since no one knows if you like them tall, short, fat, skinny, blonde, brunette, redhead, big tits, no tits, and so on.

Do you ask your SO to wipe your ass for you as well?

I've used the search function, but it is only so reliable. It will say some girls do anal, but when i read through all the reviews there is not one mention of anal. Same for rimming, it will say YES to rimming but not one mention of it in any review. That is why I wanted to try it this way.

I don't know what SO means.