Sounds like it.

can I call it chi town or will i look like a loser? Here is a link about the slang word ChiTown.
 
where can I get some real good chicken, maybe a chicken sandwich, blackened chicken  
something healthy! Whole Foods
 
and maybe some potatoes? What kind?

and dark beer! Beer is everywhere bro. There's a bar on every - bar here.
 
also do you have any dirty little spanish girls around here like you do in nyc?  
whats the scene like here, maybe pm me on that one!!!

Lillie's Q is my favorite place for chicken. Otherwise, if you want a good buffalo chicken sandwich, try some of the bars in the Wicker Park area!  

There's also Nick's Pit Stop on Damen Ave. Incredible basic chicken, really well seasoned!

Also, a new place just opened up... I haven't been but heard its great! Leghorn Chicken on Augusta & Western!

Greek Chicken? Go to Greek Corner on Damen & Augusta.. more of a drop-in lunch place, not for dinner. but stellar chicken and potatoes - Greek style.

For beer alongside hit Wicker Park bars