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Guys have you ever offered an escort a coat for sex? Did she say yes?
Captain_Save-A-Ho 1114 reads
posted
1 / 23

It's cold in Chicago and everybody needs a coat. Some girls may love the option to have an expensive coat. If I could get a really good deal on a $700 to $1,000 coat for say $200 and give the coat to her, of course she would have to agree, I could get a dinner date with some of the women worth a thousand dollars.

What do you think? Also maybe a hat and some gloves. Does anybody know any girls who would take a coat for sex?

WetWildEscorts See Agency Profile 469 reads
posted
3 / 23

The Coat isnt gonna pay my bills!

From my point of view... As gifts like expensive jackets shoes and such are fun and awesome, they aren't going be able to knock out this mortgage or car note lo

Sage of Chicago See my TER Reviews 598 reads
posted
5 / 23

if you pay 200 for a 700 coat you would get a 200 credit only for it.  Personally I would not be interested since I have about 15 coats already and no desire to have a 700 or 1000 coat in my closet, it would probably sit there and never be worn(so no value to me).  Besides my taste is subjective.    

You can offer ladies but expect alot of no's

WetWildEscorts See Agency Profile 411 reads
posted
6 / 23

Then give her the coat in addition to her donation.  Boom...problem solved!

PollieAmorous See my TER Reviews 386 reads
posted
7 / 23

Thank you for the laugh :)  A coat ? lol hahahahhaa . Wait, is it beaver ? Pollie

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 357 reads
posted
8 / 23

Isn't that like carrying coals to Newcastle?

johnjohnxxx69 18 Reviews 343 reads
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9 / 23
Captain_Save-A-Ho 405 reads
posted
10 / 23

and i told her she was ok but her personality was ok too but i told everyone she was kind of ugly and had an odd personality. i think if a girl doesn't give me a good rate even though I pick er out online myself but pick her because of her personality that she should give me a discount because she has short hair. well everyone gives me discounts. score vs price is a big deal. I reviewed her but I didn't see her in over a year. she was ok with it though.  

so yeah she didn't take the coat but she was thinking of it I could tell. But I told my buddies that she was desperate when she grandfathered me but she changed her mind. Hey I think that's a good thing so they all can email her for discounts. I mean I don't want her to starve and she can use some appointments plus a free meal don't you think?

she used to spend hours on the phone with me. I had to book over the phone but really I just wanted to talk to her so I could tell her who was saying bad things about her but I never booked with her. Like a girl in Chicago who is popular I told her she said she was a fatass hooker. That makes her feel bad enough to give a discount don't you think? But really I lie so people will say stuff about the other person. the one with the ugly short hair though I tried to book with her more than 10 times but she wouldn't give me a discount. but she didn't say anything bad about the other girl so I had to make something up.

Then I tell all of the girls who is talking about each other but sometimes I make it up to see what the other girl really thinks. I heard a rumor about one girl that I wouldn't tell (pm me. i'll tell you everything.) So that is everything. I think if a girl doesn't look the part she shouldn't charge as much but should give a discount if she feels like she is not really that hot. Also if she isn't doing good but takes the coat then you really know she needs some help. I like to make them feel like I am helping them by telling them stories about how people are talking about her. So I try that with everyone. My friends think it's funny so at least I'm contributing to the community

maybe if I offer her a 1010 she'll be Smiling like me and it will help her out a bit. But I will tell my group that she did that and that she was not that hot. I mean she doesn't have short hair anymore but I still saw her with he short hair even though i didn't like it but I was still telling my friends how much I didn't like her because of her short hair. Is that a bad thing to do? I don't think so at least I am honest . OK only honest about girls who don't give discounts for good reviews at least. She told me to score her hw i really thought and that she wasn't worried because she advertised very accurately

But i guess if she wasn't that hot I wouldn't have tried to book so many times either right? and if I thought her personality was THAT bad, I wouldn't have wanted to spend so many hours emailing her talking on the phone seeing her and pretending to book with her.  


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Captain_Save-A-Ho 392 reads
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11 / 23
Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 365 reads
posted
12 / 23
JoeAverageHobbyist 309 reads
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13 / 23
JimGaffigansHotPocket 298 reads
posted
15 / 23

the text ready and waiting to re-post.  

Did you initially type it up in a word document or something? Do you actually have this saved on your computer?  

None of this makes ANY sense.  

Your thought processes and words are baffling. (At best.)

Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 397 reads
posted
16 / 23

My nipples have almost froze off up here.  

I'm about ready to go into the woods and shoot myself a bear and borrow his jacket - I hunt back home.  

PS - I don't barter for things I can shoot unless I 'hunted' for it at Saks.  

Kisses and Hugs,
Adrienne  



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Captain_Save-A-Ho 300 reads
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17 / 23



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Dr.Poontang 305 reads
posted
18 / 23

Sounds like a sour lady trying to fool us and your problem not ours.
 I think business must be slow the poor thing must have to much time on her hands and this is her
 way to vent. Perhaps consider your options has that crossed your mind help is available even for you!
 Who cares what someone offered you anyway ?

Captain_Save-A-Ho 304 reads
posted
19 / 23

messing with hookers reputations if i don't get discounts. Who's the one without enough money me or the hooker lol.


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ModernLover66 426 reads
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20 / 23
lakeshore35 9 Reviews 335 reads
posted
21 / 23

Captain, you working this all too hard. Relax, take a deep breath. OK, now release....Yeh!

GaGambler 226 reads
posted
23 / 23

Does anyone else remember this classic train wreck?

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