just for fun LOL

If you fly you go ahead in time but going home you actually go back in time LOL
45 min flight but 1 hour time change..

automobile - is 4 and a half hours driving  
bus - is 6 hours xoxo
airplane is - 1 hour + the waiting time and blah blah blah but is $150

I'll do the driving and don't have to rent a car

Lots of providers need transportation so I think I'll start an alternative Uber service. Some possible iterations could be:

Uber for Hoover
Instead of Uber Pool it could Uber Drool.  
Of course if you like doing it groups and want to split (spit?) the cost Uber Pool Drool is an option.  
Got a lot of luggage or long trip and need a larger vehicle?  instead of the high cost of Uber SUV Take Uber RCG.  
Want to make sure you arrive safely? Take an Uber CBJ

I actually do a little Ubering on the side.  Driving part time for Uber is the best gig in the world for mongers.
-  The money sucks, but the side benefits are great. Well, technically they suck too, but in a really good way
- great cover for squeezing in a visit to a provider. Drive anywhere e any time.  
- Can't talk on the phone and use Uber navigation so no questions about where were you, why didn't you pick Up.
- Bonus you get to chat with sloppy drunk chicks at 2AM.

Chicago is great!!