Now tell me, what could go wrong here?

You will hunt dinner in the outfit Raquel Welch wore in the movie One Million Years BC, taking with you only a spear, a fisher price flashlight, and a deer call.  After we have consumed its tasty flesh, you will oil my gun, top to bottom, while we lay on my wild boar rug and drink the moonshine I made in my bumper.  In the mornings we will collect acorns and use them to make you a bikini for when we swing like Tarzan and Jane across the mighty pond on the swing and jump off into its wetness.   Applicant must be able to lift her own bodyweight in jerky and mosquito repellant.

Pick a few out, do some research, and be honest in your emails about your wanting them to actually enjoy it, etc.

You've got time, so you can contact some of the guys, and ask if she's 'princessy' or might be willing to get dirt under her nails.. If you don't have it, VIP. $35 or so will save you from wasting 3-5k.

Between talking to reviewers, reading multiple reviews, and talking to the lady, you should find a good match.

I'm assuming that means hunting and that gives me the sads.  

I hear Dick Cheney is down, though.

Is that banjo music run for your lives lol !!!

Outdoor Lady

Sounds like a Great Time.......Sorry I don't fit you're qualifications.......But hope you have a Blast....