Yes. It's true. I'm leaving town for a bit. Will miss you lots. Check out my website calendar to find out where I'll be.  I plan on lots of trouble and fun when I return.
Stay horny and wicked!

Love,

Charlotte

Boston has impounded her and does not want to let her go back until all Red Sox fans are happy.

I know of one very happy Red Sox fan this morning!!!

they're still pissed off about trading Babe Ruth.

Of course Babe was always happy.  Hell, he was usually "impounding" ladies as well . . . . . .