Yes, but if I try to kill a black bear in my attempt to feel manly, I won't end up manly, I'll end up dead. That kind of defeats the purpose of asking ladies to contact me. Who wants to meet up with a dead guy?
If there are any ladies who DO want to meet a dead guy, please don't tell me. However, I have had a few people tell me that the last remark went too far. I apologize to anyone who I offended by the last remark. Please rest assured that I will NOT be tracking down a small animal in my testosterone-laden attempts to feel like Chuck Norris. They are safe from me. But any ladies who would like to contact me and hear of my epic battle against Mother Nature are welcome to reply here or via PM. Later, Glaze
You may have noticed that we have received some rain here in Chicagoland over the past few hours. While I was talking with my brother on the phone, it came to my attention that my house was in danger of being flooded and being swept out to sea. It stand at the corner of a cul-de-sac, and runoff comes down from two directions.
When we have heavy rainfall (such as today) and when there are lots of leaves in the street (like in October) all the leaves are swept down and plug up the sewer grate, which leads to a back-up. So in an effort to save my house (and those nearby) from flood damage, I have spent the past half-hour in cold rainwater, pulling clumps of soggy leaves out of the sewer grate.
But I won. Yay me.
I am therefore feeling very manly, and any ladies who are available are hearby invited to contact me. Must be able to accept a credit card or pre-paid debit card.
If no one gets in touch, I will probably track down a small, defenseless animal and kill it.
Well - thats enough to have me never, ever want to see you. I don't know about most women, but killing defenseless animals is quite the turn OFF to me.
With that being said - I hope you find what your looking for.....
Yes, but if I try to kill a black bear in my attempt to feel manly, I won't end up manly, I'll end up dead. That kind of defeats the purpose of asking ladies to contact me. Who wants to meet up with a dead guy?
If there are any ladies who DO want to meet a dead guy, please don't tell me.
However, I have had a few people tell me that the last remark went too far. I apologize to anyone who I offended by the last remark. Please rest assured that I will NOT be tracking down a small animal in my testosterone-laden attempts to feel like Chuck Norris. They are safe from me.
But any ladies who would like to contact me and hear of my epic battle against Mother Nature are welcome to reply here or via PM.
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