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I don't think I'll write a review.  The first shower didn't cut it but better soap would have helped.  What kind of cheap packaged soap do they use at hotels anyhow?

I lost whatever personal connection I had with her on the first go around.  I did try to recover (to my credit) but she never came around (maybe not to her credit).  It's a people business and if there's no connection, it's just mechanical humping.

With no connection I couldn't come, then I'm trying to come in a girl who's annoyed with me because I couldn't come.

I'm not afraid of retribution.  I don't think she could possibly harm my noob reputation.

She's got a good reputation and makes a living off it.  I just don't want my review to be misunderstood.

rufinotorres1203 reads

I should be embarassed.  I am, actually but this isn't my real name so I'll just tell the story.

I went to see an economical but well reviewed escort.  As soon as I meet her she offers a shower, which I accept.  I work in an office so I don't perspire a lot but it's always nice to be fresh.  I take a shower but I use the regular hotel soap.

When the action begins, the provider says she can still smell me but I told her I did shower... with soap.  Anyhow we begin the action, but when I'm on top mish she turns her head away from me.  I try nuzzling her neck but she says, it's too hot just keep pumping.  I don't think when I fuck so I start nuzzling again.  Finally she said, "you smell so bad."

I took a whiff and she was right.  Now I'm trying to accommodate her but lifting myself off her body and trying to be as far away as possible while still fucking.  Now I can't come.

I apologize and take another shower and we start again, but I'm so self conscious about smelling gross before that I still can't come.  The provider is already annoyed but being with a gross guy and I still can't come so I quit.

This was a good provider but I had a bad time.  I won't give her a bad review because it wasn't her fault.  I won't return to her because basically she's going to remember me as the stinky guy and we probably can't have a good time.

My lesson I'll share with you- Just because you can't smell yourself doesn't mean the girl you're on top of can't smell you.  If you want good service you have to look, act and smell like a gentleman.

Sorry for the bad time, girl.

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madman274716 reads

Write an honest review of your experience.  YMMV is part of this activity.  Part of the review process is to get a "360" perspective of what happens.  You had a crappy experience after taking two showers.  I know I would want to know about it in my research.  You shouldn't have been too repulsive after taking a shower and I know I would want to know if a pro makes a client feel like crap is he isn't up to her standards

If you are afraid of retribution after giving an honest review at least back channel to the regulars here so the information may get out.

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rufinotorres637 reads

I don't think I'll write a review.  The first shower didn't cut it but better soap would have helped.  What kind of cheap packaged soap do they use at hotels anyhow?

I lost whatever personal connection I had with her on the first go around.  I did try to recover (to my credit) but she never came around (maybe not to her credit).  It's a people business and if there's no connection, it's just mechanical humping.

With no connection I couldn't come, then I'm trying to come in a girl who's annoyed with me because I couldn't come.

I'm not afraid of retribution.  I don't think she could possibly harm my noob reputation.

She's got a good reputation and makes a living off it.  I just don't want my review to be misunderstood.

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kylalavi777 reads

I put scented perfume under my nose that helped alot and both of us still enjoyed our time together

stinky or not I still got off lmao

Hehe
ky

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JcsPlayGround957 reads

At least you tried to make her feel comfortable by taking a shower.  I never use the soap in the hotels.  I always bring my own.  Didn’t she want to take a shower with you?

What did you eat that day? Certain foods can result in odors to come through. “Garlic”

Well Honey, this is a lesson learned for all.
Have a wonder New Year
JC    

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rufinotorres802 reads

I do eat garlic but I think I just stink in general.  My latest provider had brand name bodywash in the shower.  Fresh as a daisy.

And no, I haven't had a provider in the shower with me.  Great way to get to know someone, huh?

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JcsPlayGround645 reads

I like to play in the water with bubbles...........(wink)
It is so wet and warm .... yummy

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Jordan_Carter646 reads

I notice that the gents that only use soap and hand are not as fresh as the gents who use a wash cloth. I rarely ever notice odor on a gent who uses a cloth. However, almost all gents that don't use a wash cloth have some sort of order at some point as we get closer and closer ;) Even if its bearable I notice something.

" If you want good service you have to look, act and smell like a gentleman. "

Coulnd't have said this better.

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