I was seeing a favorite provider the other evening (who doesn't want reviews) and in the middle of a rather intense daty/dato session she passed some serious gas. It was embarrassing for both of us but after a while we were able to laugh about it. Nevertheless, it did kill the mood and there was no more daty/dato. Things happen, we're all adults, I'm not angry but it piqued my curiosity. Anyone else had this happen ?
Big boys and girls and I think we all know when we are going to pass gas. Next time you see her have some warm beer and gyros with extra onions before your appt. lol! She might just give you a refund but I doubt it.
Gyros maybe but White Castles and eggs are the dangerous enemy when it comes to gas LOL. Plus I have found that when traveling foods from certain places are dangerous vs food we make homemade at home, Definitely an embarrassing issue and have it happen to me but unexpectedly. Have also had guys fart while rimming LOL. So I just try and take a positive outlook on it and figure at least nothing shot out the back end LMAO.
Posted By: Littlestinker
Big boys and girls and I think we all know when we are going to pass gas. Next time you see her have some warm beer and gyros with extra onions before your appt. lol! She might just give you a refund but I doubt it.
First round smooth as pie... Then we were relaxing & talking I smell a funky smell & ask did u just pass gas... He laughed saying yes w/o shame... 2nd round did not include me going anywhere near the lower part of him... Guess I should be flattered he was that comfortable to do that in front of me but it was STANKY!!! Pppeeewwwwww weeeeeeeee.....
You were probably doing something right if she was that relaxed!
Usually I'm super focused on what my insides are doing before I see someone and try to manage it ahead of time! Although, I'd have to say there are probably a couple of times where I had to avoid too much DATO (sadly) for fear of the same type of mishap!
But ultimately, it's our bodies and they do unpredictable and unfavorable things at times so it's best to try to just laugh and roll with it! (Which seems to be what you have done!)
Would a pussy fart be fair game in this conversation. I never had the experience with a provider, but years ago after a good banging my GF could let out some doozies.
I was seeing a favorite provider the other evening (who doesn't want reviews) and in the middle of a rather intense daty/dato session she passed some serious gas. It was embarrassing for both of us but after a while we were able to laugh about it. Nevertheless, it did kill the mood and there was no more daty/dato. Things happen, we're all adults, I'm not angry but it piqued my curiosity. Anyone else had this happen ?
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