at your description lol. You're funny
to ask, what's the best "set up" fantasy you ever worked out with a provider? So far mine have been pretty pedestrian, the best was I asked her to leave the door cracked so I could be "hotel security" and walk in on her masturbating...I'm sure that pales in comparison to what others will come up with, but I sure enjoyed it!
There's a fine line between "fun" and "fucking weird," though. There are a few scenarios that I can really get into, but there are others where I'm just like "really? THAT turns you on?" I had one guy ask me in an email if I'd be down to role play as an escaped Russian prisoner, caught by a soldier in Siberia. Oh, and I would have to speak with a Russian accent. The only Russian accent I can imitate is the "why you heff to be mad?" guy and I seriously couldn't stop laughing when I imagined saying that during the throes of Russian prisoner role play. No way would I be able to keep a straight face.
Yeah that sounds pretty hard to pull off, I'd be laughing way too hard to keep that going! But I love it when it's plausible; with the hotel security thing we had a whole script around me hearing moaning while "making my rounds" and thinking someone was sick or hurt, and when I found her in bed I asked her if she needed any help and her answer was "yes, I think maybe you can help me" while she kept going and started pulling off more clothes. We stayed in character the whole session, like she was asking me how often I took advantage of lonely girls, how long I had before anyone would notice I was gone, etc. It was huge fun and super hot!
at your description lol. You're funny
How about New England Patriots mascot/Erin Andrews...and while we're dressed like that you have to pretend that you're an escaped Russian prisoner...
I fucking hate the Pats. The mere mention of them makes my labia shrivel.
The Russians are cumming the Russians are cumming.
I could not help it. An old movie from the mid 60's staring Carl Reiner.
Dasvedanya
I knocked on the door, while he was "working," offering to help. Moved on to "massaging the stress away," until finally being bent over his desk while I continued to "work" on his laptop.
I have such ridiculous boss fantasies, but that was the only I got to carry out with a client, sadly.
Maybe I should write some smut. 
and Crystal Sky was my teacher. Was a lot of fun, I asked him ( the client/patient) what the thing pertrudung in between his legs was and if it was used to take my temp...of course he said I could take his temp with it. I found out he was quite hot....
...and it was really fun. We met in a hotel lounge, and I had on a business suit and glasses. I had a list of questions to ask him, which he responded well to. Then I pulled out a binder of hot slides of me and another woman in various poses and dress...mostly undress...and told him that, as a personality test, I wanted him to give me the first word that popped into his mind as he looked at each slide. I watched him get a boner as he focused carefully. We both got a kick out of it, especially since we were in plain site of everyone!
Needless to say, when we got to he room he was Ready...
xoClair
A client interviewed me on an area I could interview well. WE were having such fun, and his character changed completely. Every now and then he'd slip something sexual in there.
The funny part is he started playing with his cock while interviewing me and I got so into the interview I forgot about sex. I just kept cracking up. I was supposed to be 100% serious, but I couldn't take it seriously with him flopping his dick around while asking me important questions LOL.
It was hot tho, lol.
Maybe you can come do a lunch interview with me for an HR position... Maybe you'll find I'm a professional in more than one field.
Maybe we won't get to the interview.
Wear a NY Mafia suit. Mmmmmm
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Double-breasted pinstripe wall street douchebag suit, circa '99, complete with braces...I think it's even Armani. Totally would have to bring it along and change, I'd be liable to break into maniacal laughter if I caught a glimpse of myself in that thing in a store window!
That has real possibilities! You're giving a deposition to your attorney and you get get so turned on describing what your boss made you do that you decide to show him instead...the rest writes itself!
having my provider pretend I have the biggest c*ck she's ever seen and wants to pay me to f*ck her!
want us to call them small
I had a provider say, "Yes, Baby, still that big cock in me. Oh you're so big in my tight pussy." I lost it. Started laughing and went limp. Heck, I remember standing in at a urinal when this dude rush in, whipped his out, and said, "just made it." I looked at him and said, "man, can you make me one that size too.
We had built a trust where she was instructed to leave the door to her incall unlocked, was instructed to be nude, blindfolded and on her knees in her playroom when I walked in. She was lightly spanked at the start of our session becuase she didn't follow my instructions exactly.
I'm a big fan of being dominated to an extent. Sensual domination, specifically. Never experienced with a client since I'm afraid they'd get all carried away but maybe one day.
She is dressed like a stripper and dances for me while sitting on the couch. She comes and sits in me, grinds and teases me. Gets up, keep dancing, then back on my lap. She gets hot and worked up from feeling me hard through the pants, and wants me. From there i think you know where it goes.
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nothing like a good grinding through her g-string. stripper fantasy is a favorite, every guy wants to take home that hot babe from the strip club who's been turning him on all night. more providers should offer a strip club fantasy complete with the right stripper music, the grinding lap dances, the top coming off and the rest is a fantasy.
My fantasy is that I am wealthy and could meet every provider that responded to this question..