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toddvila 21 Reviews 274 reads
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Are there any natural remedies?  I have high blood pressure and I heard that is a no no.

HappyFunTimes1135 reads

Any fellow hobbyists or providers in the downtown area able to share any?  Normal means not working out.

Why not also ask for Vicodin and Oxycodone as well dipshit.

Littlestinker670 reads

Ass Clown of the month
  Go to your Doctor that is what normal guys do

I had a client once who said he bought some off of someone on Craigslist.  Met the guy in a parking lot to make the exchange.  Not the smartest idea, but it worked for him.  Lol!

I'd never give anyone Viagra. I'll take a flaccid dick over a sweaty, drug-induced boner any day.

A flaccid dick is MUCH more work, but Viagra makes dudes sweaty and insatiable, meaning whomever is on the receiving end of a Viagra-fueled dick is going to be pounded six ways from Sunday. Whoever invented that shit is evil and I bite my thumb at them.  

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
Less work mini-LR :-)

When I can't get it up, she's off the hook. Guess some guys would work your ass to death to get Mr Happy standing at attention. My attitude is screw it, porn will finish me off later.

Biting your thumb? Is that some new-fangled replacement for the time-tested middle finger?

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
When I can't get it up, she's off the hook. Guess some guys would work your ass to death to get Mr Happy standing at attention. My attitude is screw it, porn will finish me off later.  
   
 Biting your thumb? Is that some new-fangled replacement for the time-tested middle finger?
No dude that's how you say "fuck you" in Shakespearean.

I wouldn't need any help from a little blue pill if I was within 50 yards of you Tobi... LOL

Posted By: HappyFunTimes
Any fellow hobbyists or providers in the downtown area able to share any?  Normal means not working out.

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