When I can't get it up, she's off the hook. Guess some guys would work your ass to death to get Mr Happy standing at attention. My attitude is screw it, porn will finish me off later.
Biting your thumb? Is that some new-fangled replacement for the time-tested middle finger?
No dude that's how you say "fuck you" in Shakespearean.
I had a client once who said he bought some off of someone on Craigslist. Met the guy in a parking lot to make the exchange. Not the smartest idea, but it worked for him. Lol!
A flaccid dick is MUCH more work, but Viagra makes dudes sweaty and insatiable, meaning whomever is on the receiving end of a Viagra-fueled dick is going to be pounded six ways from Sunday. Whoever invented that shit is evil and I bite my thumb at them.
When I can't get it up, she's off the hook. Guess some guys would work your ass to death to get Mr Happy standing at attention. My attitude is screw it, porn will finish me off later.
Biting your thumb? Is that some new-fangled replacement for the time-tested middle finger?
When I can't get it up, she's off the hook. Guess some guys would work your ass to death to get Mr Happy standing at attention. My attitude is screw it, porn will finish me off later.
Biting your thumb? Is that some new-fangled replacement for the time-tested middle finger?
No dude that's how you say "fuck you" in Shakespearean.
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