I have not jerked off in 7 days and my balls are blue, looking for a provider to help me clean the pipes this after noon..

I see these kinds of posts from time to time and I always wonder what the success rate is.

I have been known to clean a pipe or two in my time!    Squeaky clean!  

They will just hit the pipes.

Ha ha ! Good one

Yea dude. This is where we pay people for sex...so don't forget your class.

This is one of the hottest women in the world. Call her now!!! Or you deserve the blue balls.

just because we pay for sex does not mean providers all like hearing this stupid shit over and over again. i am sure they really give a fuck how many days a guy goes without jacking off, so that big load can be saved for them. yep. that load in the envelope is more appealing.