Went to Walgreens today.  Picked up a box of condoms and walked over the the pharmacist and asked, "do you have a fitting room."

I love to assist anyone in a dressing room!! I know how to apply anything you would like... Just ask.  
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Zana

What did she say?

Went to Walgreens today.  Picked up a box of condoms and walked over the the pharmacist and she that will be $7.95 with tax. I said, no thanks, I'll just hold them on with my fingers.
Have a good night everybody. Tip your waiters and waitresses

Thanks for the giggle!

t's better as a spoken joke.  
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Aha. I totally get it now lol. Thanks!!