Came across a list of euphemisms for vaginas (it happens when you surf for porn as much as I do) and a thought struck me. Given the nearly universal trend toward shaving/waxing/lasering and other depilatory methods used on the modern woman's pubic mound (all of which I appreciate - thank you ladies) I was struck by how many common terms will soon make no sense to the next generation if the present trend continues. Feel free to add to the list of terms that will go out of existence . Bush Beaver Fur Pie Muff Bearded Clam Pussy (unless you mean those crazy hairless cats) Carpet (as in does the the carpet match the drapes) Rug Mossy Vale
For the especially forward thinking the same consideration could be given to men's parts if the trend of manscaping evolves to it's final conclusion. At present I do engage in limited manscaping, however, men being men, we are far too lazy to keep up with anything that requires that much work and will undoubtedly give it up whilst continuing to foist our whims upon the fairer sex. I extend both my apologies and my eternal gratitude to all the ladies who go to such great lengths for us.
Came across a list of euphemisms for vaginas (it happens when you surf for porn as much as I do) and a thought struck me. Given the nearly universal trend toward shaving/waxing/lasering and other depilatory methods used on the modern woman's pubic mound (all of which I appreciate - thank you ladies) I was struck by how many common terms will soon make no sense to the next generation if the present trend continues. Feel free to add to the list of terms that will go out of existence . Bush Beaver Fur Pie Muff Bearded Clam Pussy (unless you mean those crazy hairless cats) Carpet (as in does the the carpet match the drapes) Rug Mossy Vale
For the especially forward thinking the same consideration could be given to men's parts if the trend of manscaping evolves to it's final conclusion. At present I do engage in limited manscaping, however, men being men, we are far too lazy to keep up with anything that requires that much work and will undoubtedly give it up whilst continuing to foist our whims upon the fairer sex. I extend both my apologies and my eternal gratitude to all the ladies who go to such great lengths for us.
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