OK, I got thinking when I looked at the reviews of the Chicago lady who is arguably the favorite (or at least the most reviewed) provider of that ultimate favor most of us guys enjoy. I'm saying, she doesn't spit it out.  With me so far?

The vast quantity of reviews for her, (I've seen her myself, and she is wonderful), made me wonder. Here's what I came up with:

I'm guessing she probably sees at least three guys a day, on average. Assuming she works 20 days a month (minus that special time when nature reminds her she is a woman), that's 60 visitors a month.  Almost every single review mentions her oral skills, and most guys claim to manage two cups. I did.  So lets say an average of 100 eruptions a month that she swallows.

If she works 12 months a year, that's about 1,200 big gulps a year. According to the website link I found, 1 ejaculation is typically about a tablespoon.  At 256 tablespoons to a gallon, that works out to about 5 gallons.

Interestingly, each "shot" is about only about 15 calories, so she is probably burning off more calories than she gains with each. Probably why she remains so slender.

Just call me, the guy with too much time on my hands.