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Victoria... The snow in Chicago will arrive, do not fret...
When folks start 'wishing' for snow.. that is when we get record levels! 
Can't remember the last time I washed a car during Christmas break but I'll take this weather. V, you're missing one of the mildest winters we've had here in a while. Still, it's no AZ in December but we take what we can get around here. 
-- Modified on 12/29/2011 1:05:30 PM
I always go up to the girls that my bro's are liking and play the cutesy gstirl card and then point a chosen bro or guy friend and say, "They are just a little shy and nervous around someone that looks like you. I mean your flawless. So do want to come over and have a drink with us?" And that's how it works - no fail rate so far. Then I sit back and see who fucks up the coordination first and who heads to the bathroom for a quickie.
Onto the next pub until I get bored and want to go home. Still entertaining though - girls can be so dumb and shockingly easily manipulative (I love chicks but find that I'm really good at helping lazy friends and brothers score so that counts as helping, not being manipulative).
Other than kicking out strangers when I wake up (another fun thing to do) and also make a remark as they are doing the walk of shame yell out in public "YOU FORGOT YOUR DIGNITY - I MEAN PANTIES!" All in good jest.
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Also, before a pub crawl you must have dinner or you will be a lightweight and be of no help to anyone. That's right people even when I'm not working, I'm still working
1) Hearty meal but not too hearty so you still look good in your skimpy minidress, skirt or whatever. No one likes big dinner gut.
2) Don't get wasted until after you've accomplished your goal of winggirl and get lots of shots for being the most awesomest.
3) Hide panties to throw at the slutty girl who took advantage of my poor, sensitive guy crew unless I get a girl and am feeling generous then we order breakfast and cabs are ordered.
Happy 365 more days of the same old shit!
XXX-Giselle
