I was driving into town on the Eisenhower at about the speed limit when I noticed a young lady along side me texting as she was driving.  I couldn't believe it and thought of the danger she is putting others into.  I got me so made that I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.

I thought I'd take this opportunity to make men who book a girl for an outcall aware that she might be safer if she focuses on the road rather than sexting you. haha. And by safer, I don't mean avoiding a car accident...but not getting a beer can thrown at her.

Its rough out here...

I said "no" to a guy three times until he convinced me to do an outcall. (Ok, this has happened a few times actually, and I've learned that it's just not going to happen again if I say no once.)

So lo and behold, I'm driving into the city, you know, trying to be on time and concentrate. All the while I have the guy texting me literally the entire way there "How much time now?" "How much time now?" "How about now?"

I was like - dude. I'll BE THERE ON TIME STFU. Of course, I was like "You know I'm driving, and I have to pull over to calm your irrational fear - so if you don't stop, I'm going to be late." And there were some sexts in there too.

I almost turned around. You should not be texting and driving. I think of it this way: If I text and drive, and kill someone - was it worth it? Nope. And I'm klutzy enough to not be able to handle texting and driving. Though some claim to be experts at it lol.

And next time throw a bottle of rum her way. Rum is way better.

END OF MESSAGE

I am going to blacklist you for throwing that beer at me. Lol