There are these two friends, a Latin man and an American man.  One evening they are in a bar arguing over which of us could have sex the most times in one night.  They decide to settle the issue by going to the local brothel and gathering experimental evidence.

So they get to the brothel, pair off with a couple of ladies, and go to their respective rooms.  The American guy energetically balls his woman and, reaching up with a pencil, makes a " | " mark on the wall.  Then he falls asleep.  He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws her again, albeit a little less enthusiastically this time.  Again, he reaches back and marks a " | " on the wall.  Again, he falls asleep (sounds like yours truly).  He wakes up again in a couple of hours and lethargically humps the hooker again.  He drowsily marks another " | " on the wall.  The he falls asleep for the rest of the night.

The next morning, the Latin guy barges into the other guy's room to see how he did.  He takes one look at the wall and exclaims, "A hundred and eleven?  You beat me by three!"