Chicago

Some humor to lighten up the board..
Sinful1 See my TER Reviews 562 reads
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After her parents passed away, Suzy moved in with her kindly grandmother. Suzy was working as an escort to pay for her college and help out financially around the house, but she did not want grandma to know.

One day she was at a working party and it was raided.  The police had all the ladies go outside and stand in a line so they could questioned the gentlemen and ladies separately.

While Suzy is standing on the sidewalk, in line, waiting to talk to the Police her grandma sees her and comes over.

"Suzy. What's going on!  Are you in some kind of trouble?". Her grandma asked.

"No grandma. The police are giving out oranges and I am in line to get one."

"Okay dear, I am glad you are okay.". Grandma gets ready to leave. Then she thinks to herself that an orange sounds good and decides to get in the back of the line.

An officer starts down the line interviewing each of ladies and the gets to grandma.

"Ma"am, I know why these ladies are here, but what can you do?" he asks.

"Don't worry sonny," she says,  I just take my teeth out, pull back the skin and suck em dry."

The officer passes out!



Okay, you can groan now!!!




MiamiVegas476 reads

why'd you click, nothing here, already said eom

For those who disregard EOM (end of message) and open anyway ...

Yes, Sin, it was a groaner. Thanks for the laugh.

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