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thick938 reads

Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood...

Haha. The version I heard was:
"I hate sex on the tv, I keep falling off.

sex in the movies is hard but can be done, but a BBBJ in the movies is much easier to accomplish and more fun any way.  Easier to put away in case of detection.

thick555 reads

Yes I know....wheeeeeeee.....

And everyone in the drice-in knew what we were up to.  That's when I made a note to self, no more sex in the driver's seat of a two seater convertible.

If not, the new bill in Springfield will get you arrested and your property seized. What will they think of next to bother us hobbyists?

they threw me out of the Drive last time, for doing it in the back of my friend's vehicle
....I love pickup trucks!!

was doing it RCG. Should have done it CG...but then those boobs would have been slapping the horn, lol.

This reminds me of a long-standing fantasy that's never been fulfilled. It involves a car and a bumpy gravel road. :-)

Hello

I always hated when the police would tap on the window when your pants are down........lol

I end up getting busy in the theaters we always end up on the floor.... my ass is to tall for those seats anyways hahaha..... it can get kinda dirty but if ur in the mood... your in the freakin mood!!!!!

Kyla

Just grab the whole stack out of the dispenser along with extra "butter" for slippery fun. Not sure where the butter would end up but at least you wouldn't get ass burns on that filthy floor. It'd be hilarious walking out with a bunch of yellow napkins stuck to your ass. Even funnier with popcorn mixed in.

Time to nuke some popcorn...

I remember my father having a Buick Electra 225.  The front seat was so big that my girlfriend and I cold lay down on it with no problem.  They no longer make front bench seats and the cars are not nearly as wide as before.  Sure enjoyed that car.

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