Too funny!!!
If you stand on the corner of XXX and XXX with your thingy hanging out, I can swing around and give you a curbside HJ. If you are lucky, and I catch a red light, you may actually finish. If I don't catch the red, you can extend and I can make numerous passes.
For longer appointments, I suggest the parking lot at XXX and XXX. After all I do have the mattress!
Ziggy, you are a TRIP! Thanks for the laugh today! I needed it!
In the spirit of Cubbie Fan's ad for a hobbyist going out of business...
I will be in the O'Hare, downtown or maybe Peoria area at 645 tonight, or possibly tomorrow or the day after, am looking for a provider with spectacular skills and a killer body, but I do not know exactly what type of skills or body. Money is probably not an object, but it does matter, I just can't share my budget with you because that would weaken my negotiating position when the perfect woman contacts me, it is all good, then I find out her rates and say "Really?"with shock in my voice to see if she will cut me a deal. Probably outcall because I do not want to have to move (and obviously do not want to make any effort or any decisions) but maybe incall would be better - what do you think?
PM me.
Or I might just go fishing - wait, I already am!
Happy Wednesday, all. Newbies and fishermen, I love you, really I do, it just would be so much better if you made the slightest effort first.
Ladies, it must not be easy to be angels, saints, and sluts all at once, but damn you do it well. I hope to see you all soon, or as many as I can handle.
Zig
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So don't you go accusing me of dissing someone in particular!
I just was trying to capture the essence of the gentleman of leisure, idly considering a dalliance, but unwilling to do anything that would detract from the perfect life of leisure he is enjoying. Or maybe he is just too busy to figure out who he wants to play with, and wants the perfect woman to appear as if from a vision. Hell, we all share that wish - she should come to me, straight from my dreams and make them all come true.
It is a recurring theme and one I understand all too well.
cheers,
Zig
I will be driving around with a mattress strapped to the roof in the areas you mention.
If you stand on the corner of XXX and XXX with your thingy hanging out, I can swing around and give you a curbside HJ. If you are lucky, and I catch a red light, you may actually finish. If I don't catch the red, you can extend and I can make numerous passes.
For longer appointments, I suggest the parking lot at XXX and XXX. After all I do have the mattress!
Ziggy, you are a TRIP! Thanks for the laugh today! I needed it!
I will be in the O'Hare, downtown or maybe Peoria area at 645 tonight, or possibly tomorrow or the day after, am looking for a provider with spectacular skills and a killer body, but I do not know exactly what type of skills or body. Money is probably not an object, but it does matter, I just can't share my budget with you because that would weaken my negotiating position when the perfect woman contacts me, it is all good, then I find out her rates and say "Really?"with shock in my voice to see if she will cut me a deal. Probably outcall because I do not want to have to move (and obviously do not want to make any effort or any decisions) but maybe incall would be better - what do you think?
PM me.
Or I might just go fishing - wait, I already am!
Happy Wednesday, all. Newbies and fishermen, I love you, really I do, it just would be so much better if you made the slightest effort first.
Ladies, it must not be easy to be angels, saints, and sluts all at once, but damn you do it well. I hope to see you all soon, or as many as I can handle.
Zig
Too funny!!!
If you stand on the corner of XXX and XXX with your thingy hanging out, I can swing around and give you a curbside HJ. If you are lucky, and I catch a red light, you may actually finish. If I don't catch the red, you can extend and I can make numerous passes.
For longer appointments, I suggest the parking lot at XXX and XXX. After all I do have the mattress!
Ziggy, you are a TRIP! Thanks for the laugh today! I needed it!
If you stand on the corner of XXX and XXX with your thingy hanging out, I can swing around and give you a curbside HJ. If you are lucky, and I catch a red light, you may actually finish. If I don't catch the red, you can extend and I can make numerous passes.
For longer appointments, I suggest the parking lot at XXX and XXX. After all I do have the mattress!
Ziggy, you are a TRIP! Thanks for the laugh today! I needed it!
I will be in the O'Hare, downtown or maybe Peoria area at 645 tonight, or possibly tomorrow or the day after, am looking for a provider with spectacular skills and a killer body, but I do not know exactly what type of skills or body. Money is probably not an object, but it does matter, I just can't share my budget with you because that would weaken my negotiating position when the perfect woman contacts me, it is all good, then I find out her rates and say "Really?"with shock in my voice to see if she will cut me a deal. Probably outcall because I do not want to have to move (and obviously do not want to make any effort or any decisions) but maybe incall would be better - what do you think?
PM me.
Or I might just go fishing - wait, I already am!
Happy Wednesday, all. Newbies and fishermen, I love you, really I do, it just would be so much better if you made the slightest effort first.
Ladies, it must not be easy to be angels, saints, and sluts all at once, but damn you do it well. I hope to see you all soon, or as many as I can handle.
Zig
LMAO, girl do you have a way with words,once again very well put together!
If you stand on the corner of XXX and XXX with your thingy hanging out, I can swing around and give you a curbside HJ. If you are lucky, and I catch a red light, you may actually finish. If I don't catch the red, you can extend and I can make numerous passes.
For longer appointments, I suggest the parking lot at XXX and XXX. After all I do have the mattress!
Ziggy, you are a TRIP! Thanks for the laugh today! I needed it!
I will be in the O'Hare, downtown or maybe Peoria area at 645 tonight, or possibly tomorrow or the day after, am looking for a provider with spectacular skills and a killer body, but I do not know exactly what type of skills or body. Money is probably not an object, but it does matter, I just can't share my budget with you because that would weaken my negotiating position when the perfect woman contacts me, it is all good, then I find out her rates and say "Really?"with shock in my voice to see if she will cut me a deal. Probably outcall because I do not want to have to move (and obviously do not want to make any effort or any decisions) but maybe incall would be better - what do you think?
PM me.
Or I might just go fishing - wait, I already am!
Happy Wednesday, all. Newbies and fishermen, I love you, really I do, it just would be so much better if you made the slightest effort first.
Ladies, it must not be easy to be angels, saints, and sluts all at once, but damn you do it well. I hope to see you all soon, or as many as I can handle.
Zig
Oh MY!
Zig, you are so bananas - keep the funnies coming!
Mwahz,
XXX-Giselle
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