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but I was thinking about pussy the hole[sic] time.

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
Why is everyone saying this board is in the toilet? I for one have learned a great deal about the best steak houses and pizza parlors in our massively-congested city that I dare not venture into except for the rare appearance at Daley Center for jury duty. I don't know about you, but I love to eat and I can say without  exaggeration that I eat much more than I fuck. So I'm fine with a foody board - how else would I find the best cuisine in our megaopolous (sp?) metropolis? There are few places on the internet where we can get such a wealth of informative fare about the best food in the country and lucky us, we have it right here in Chicago! What does the MN board have besides "yah hey dare, doncha know"? They have no idea what the best-tasting transfat-laden foods are, all those Canadian wanna-be's talk about is fucking - how boring, who wants to talk about fucking, I'd rather be doing it! They must not fuck a lot up north if they have so much time to talk about it. Oops, a flaw in my reasoning has surfaced as I somehow forgot that I don't want to talk about food either, I'd rather eat it. Note to self - figure out how to eat and fuck simultaneously OR... eat the meat raw and bare, that works too. DO NOT SWALLOW!

Doncha know those Canadian wanna-be's wouldn't know good food if it bit them in the ass! They have no useful information to contribute that would even remotely satisfy the hunger I have for a juicy piece of meat. I like my meat young and tender with very little fat and that, my friends, is what makes me drool. I love the smell of fresh meat and lust for the savory flavor of juices oozing into my mouth. I wanna eat the meat so stop all the blabbing and give me my meat!

Fuck, I'm starving, off to grill a steak.
-- Modified on 8/22/2012 8:57:58 AM

HangingwithBears1076 reads

Why is everyone saying this board is in the toilet? I for one have learned a great deal about the best steak houses and pizza parlors in our massively-congested city that I dare not venture into except for the rare appearance at Daley Center for jury duty. I don't know about you, but I love to eat and I can say without  exaggeration that I eat much more than I fuck. So I'm fine with a foody board - how else would I find the best cuisine in our megaopolous (sp?) metropolis? There are few places on the internet where we can get such a wealth of informative fare about the best food in the country and lucky us, we have it right here in Chicago! What does the MN board have besides "yah hey dare, doncha know"? They have no idea what the best-tasting transfat-laden foods are, all those Canadian wanna-be's talk about is fucking - how boring, who wants to talk about fucking, I'd rather be doing it! They must not fuck a lot up north if they have so much time to talk about it. Oops, a flaw in my reasoning has surfaced as I somehow forgot that I don't want to talk about food either, I'd rather eat it. Note to self - figure out how to eat and fuck simultaneously OR... eat the meat raw and bare, that works too. DO NOT SWALLOW!

Doncha know those Canadian wanna-be's wouldn't know good food if it bit them in the ass! They have no useful information to contribute that would even remotely satisfy the hunger I have for a juicy piece of meat. I like my meat young and tender with very little fat and that, my friends, is what makes me drool. I love the smell of fresh meat and lust for the savory flavor of juices oozing into my mouth. I wanna eat the meat so stop all the blabbing and give me my meat!

Fuck, I'm starving, off to grill a steak.

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giselle69584 reads

Oh PP,

I hope your steak calms you down and satisfies your hunger and your crazy, testosterone fueled rage at Minnesota and Canada and perhaps dare I say hockey!!??  I know how you feel about hockey players-haha!  If you need some tender yet tight piece of meat, you know my number killer;)

XXX-Giselle

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macdaddy1944571 reads

we have the most succulent to choose from here in chicago..both in steaks and pussy..

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Biglittleguy520 reads

We're a pretty accommodating group as long as we're not talking about girls getting 10/10 scores or playing da Bears.

BLG

BTW I like all the restaurant reviews on here, when I visit to play I always can find a great new place to eat.

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Dr Who revived497 reads

that was fun  :D

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LRob65785 reads

I'll never understand the art of internet bullying women so I'll just have to take your word for it that it is fun.  Different strokes for different folks, sir.  If your question(s) was/were answered, you responded with insults and name calling.  You decided that you were a one man judge, jury and persecutioner.  Life is funny when you live in a glass house and decide to get your kicks by getting out to toss the rocks.  Just sayin'.  Maybe I'll even have a question or two for you to answer on your home field...

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puttietang470 reads

You are truly gay fess up already come out come out

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jgoodman222372 reads

I canno, nor do I want to read
chgpoCPA's posts.
I assume they are abusive.
I cannit imagine why TER permits such an abusive person to be on their site.

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craiglist4616 reads

As you know, I did try to get someone from this village to come over and get this guy and take him home.  I had no takers.  I did get PM's asking us to keep him over in MN.  One suggestion was to send him on to ND because the boys on the oil patch would know just what to do with him.  But I guess the word on the street here in the old home town is that our boy has been grumpy ever since he started having "performance issues."  Maybe he posts all over the board because he can't "post" when it counts.

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LRob65747 reads

Oh my!  Craigslist, I was going to work my way there but since you've let the cat out of the bag, we might as well address it now.

Do you mean to that tell me that your recent performance on the boards is not even your worst performance?  One particular insult that came your way from the lady really seemed to set you off.  That one involved the "little guy".  Now come to find out that you cannot count on even "the little guy"?

As I Bulls fan, it must really hurt knowing the when you hit the court, you'll never be able to post up, huh?  I might not be the team doctor but I can play a real mean trial lawyer (as you will see).  I might even use a few of the tricks out of your bag...

I also prefer an open forum.  Ladies of Chicago, if anyone has anything to contribute to the discussion, feel free to pm any of the Minnesota boys as we certainly will not be giving up anyone's identity as the only person on trial here is Chicago's top misogynist.  Since I've never met this so called "man", we would love any details that you can share with us.  

Nothing identity related because we actually have standards and are not looking to break any of the rules.  I guess the trial of ChgoCPA will be more about his performance.  How does he treat ladies (because he was horrible to them in Minny)?  Is it really true?  Can this man's ship not be raised?

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puttietang501 reads

He really has a superiority complex
What really is a laugh is I have posted under this alias  before long before the drama king got all of this going.  I am from Chicago but there are some unfortunately that you just can not reason with.
I told him I did not like the way he treats people but he does not get it . Other wise he would of never heard of me.  The vast majority of people in the TER community are respectful of each other but as we all have seen there are exceptions.

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HangingwithBears382 reads

Geez, I write a funny post and everyone goes crazy on each other's asses.

I've been to St Paul/Minneap and had some very good meat once we got to the restaurant in one of the worst blizzards I've ever been in. Does it snow often up there yah hey?

I'm sure someone will be offended by this...

PP :-)

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Hardwood469427 reads

Nothing like it in Chitown.

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Valkyrie240447 reads

Yes there is.  It's called Russian tea Time.

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CallNumber9588 reads

but I was thinking about pussy the hole[sic] time.

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
Why is everyone saying this board is in the toilet? I for one have learned a great deal about the best steak houses and pizza parlors in our massively-congested city that I dare not venture into except for the rare appearance at Daley Center for jury duty. I don't know about you, but I love to eat and I can say without  exaggeration that I eat much more than I fuck. So I'm fine with a foody board - how else would I find the best cuisine in our megaopolous (sp?) metropolis? There are few places on the internet where we can get such a wealth of informative fare about the best food in the country and lucky us, we have it right here in Chicago! What does the MN board have besides "yah hey dare, doncha know"? They have no idea what the best-tasting transfat-laden foods are, all those Canadian wanna-be's talk about is fucking - how boring, who wants to talk about fucking, I'd rather be doing it! They must not fuck a lot up north if they have so much time to talk about it. Oops, a flaw in my reasoning has surfaced as I somehow forgot that I don't want to talk about food either, I'd rather eat it. Note to self - figure out how to eat and fuck simultaneously OR... eat the meat raw and bare, that works too. DO NOT SWALLOW!

Doncha know those Canadian wanna-be's wouldn't know good food if it bit them in the ass! They have no useful information to contribute that would even remotely satisfy the hunger I have for a juicy piece of meat. I like my meat young and tender with very little fat and that, my friends, is what makes me drool. I love the smell of fresh meat and lust for the savory flavor of juices oozing into my mouth. I wanna eat the meat so stop all the blabbing and give me my meat!

Fuck, I'm starving, off to grill a steak.
-- Modified on 8/22/2012 8:57:58 AM

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