I got a call from one of my previous clients who said he had a lovely girl for us to play with and I didn't question who it was because he's never failed to bring me the BEST I got all dressed up, got the toys out, of course the Moscato and chesse platter was in play. Then I hear a knock, (it was time to dim the lights and start the music) I open the door and to my surprise it's my BFF KASSIA, needless to say the surprises didn't end there, they had their own bag of goodies, which contained a bottle of Patron, massage oils and show stopper... THE TWO HEADED DILDO! We were scheduled for two hours but we all were having sooooooo much fun it went well over.

I know I was out of it yesterday so I wanted to publicly thank both of you for a lovely evening. And just think, it's not even my birthday yet .

THANK YOU & YOU!!!!

Ahvani

How about you stop commenting on everybody's post... get off the board, book an appointment and write a REVIEW!

After the time you described, I figured you would be in a good mood for a funny.

Guess not.

didn't sound like a funny to me, I enjoyed Ahvani's story then I read your post what a downer!
What's up Taz? u didn't use to be so down!

I guess people just do not read/see or understand the little smile/wink anymore...

I realize I did not put it in front, but it is there...

geez...People lighten up!  

Look at all my posts, most are stupid, make a joke or make light of a situation... Obviously this place needs more of this as it appears some have forgotten how to have fun around here...

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Sometimes I think our old pal High and Tight wouldn't recognize our board anymore . . . .

Really funny, ay? Whadda ya mean, you don't think it's funny? I put a smiley and a wink, didn't I?

but I have an understanding of humor - even when it is poor or poorly done.

And can even admit same.

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