Where on Earth do you find these things. Wait, I don't want to know or I will plaster shit all over the board with funnies and I don't want to be annoying (well, less annoying as usual) and also, the boy looks sad so you should paint your boobs two Rudolphs paying extra attention to turning your nips into Rudolph's red nose Yaaaaay!
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