This isn't real, I know no one who currently matches this fantasy, but twice in my life as a civilian I have known just as much a civilian woman who I lusted over but as they were in relationships as was I, I would at the time never -

THAT said, both these fine young worthy of not just lust but respect women "joked" about how they had the escort fantasy, or the Indecent Proposal type fantasy thing

Never did, now couldn't if I wanted, but looking back help me build on my frustrated fantasy - if you were her, as a civilian, who was in this story telling you started, teased, then seriously offred cash for silly sex, what amount shifts her response from horrified offense to dazzled flattery if nothing else.

A real number, not a million - pretend an amount that one could offer in real life, contrasted to one would consider in real life, not enough to do maybe, but enough to keep it in your back pocket.

A rainy day guy so to speak.

Imagine, if you will:   A writer.  Whose syntax and grammar are lacking.    

Picture it in your mind: what could have been an intriguing question regarding women's fantasies somehow..... gone horribly wrong.

 

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In just a few words, and with such subtle humor you deftly made your point!
A very hearty laugh! I don't expect great body slams like that in the ring of sexual blogging.  
Terrific.

or one could call it a continuous stream of conciseness.  Kind of like Neil Diamonds song "I am I said

For which I thank you!!

Envision me with bent knees and head lowered.... in a full court curtsy!  

Muahahahahahahaha!

 
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Apologies, the fun side of posting is beyond me. I'll quit the site and stop pathetically proving myself again too geeky for the cool kids table.

Just tried to fit in as me, apologies again.  

R.

Apologies, just trying to be and have fun.

I realize now I'm not welcome, sorry again, I'll cease posting and resign the site.

Sorry for intruding -

R

Yeesh, I really didn't think my sarcastic humor was all that snarky.

Nothing personal was intended and you are more than welcome to post.  

But try to grow a thicker skin, yeah?   And realize when people are just joshing you in good fun.  

 

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I think if at 23 and pre-escort days if someone that I was attracted to asked me to shag I would have done it for free.  I was a bit of a slut so as long as I was not in a relation ship I would have been down for it.  Overnight would have been out of the question for free and would have had to have some kind of monitary.  I did not like waking up next to strangers in my slutty days.

If it was not someone that I was attracted to if they had offered me 1000 to sleep with them then I just might have.  Pre-escort 1000 was alot of money.  Now I still think it is alot of money but not something I have not seen before in just a few hours time.  It would have taken more for an overnight though, maybe 5k.  

See, you all are getting a bargain here!

"How do you write women so well," the dumb blonde asks...  

 

"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."  

Nuff said lol.

Not even gonna try to understand that, but I will partake in whatever it is you're on.

Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets...... it's been on cable a lot lately.  

 
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"Envision me with bent knees and head lowered"

OK, but not envisioning a full curtsy. Then again, I've got a one track mind.

When I was in my early teens, I had a fascination with Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love (hahaha, Courtney Ova exposed). So yeah I was jealous of her bc she married Kurt and Kurt was hot and I played all of his songs on guitar.  

So I read the entire autobiography of Kurt Cobain, and watched all of his videos, listened to Hole, and watched The People vs. Larry Flint years later. I saw Courtney Love strip, and had already learned through the autobiography that she had been a stripper before her music career. So I wanted to be like her in that sense, and like him in the music field. (I stopped listening to both their music in my early 20's bc it just wasn't healthy.)

Well I tried to become a stripper at 20, but there was something about what I sensed when I walked into the place to audition, and it was a heavy feeling that just screamed "there are lots of drugs here. get out." (Drugs scare the shit out of me so that ended that fantasy real quick. That's why this works so well.. Not judging, just keep them far away from me.)

So that was the end of that fantasy. lol. Went through 10 years of celibacy trying to earn my way to heaven, but at 27 I had a crush on one of my bosses. I began to pop open the wine and dance / strip to music drunk in my bedroom for hours, and imagining that boss walking in and finding me ripping my clothes off. (It was a "naughty" fantasy I had because I had been so prudent for such a long time.)

A couple years later I found myself escorting and look back like - wow I'm actually doing it.

NOW my fantasy is a few people I've had crushes on "book" with me who I would still like to bang, but never got the chance to - but won't bang for free (nobody gets it for free nowadays lol). I let them know - since I take full names, because I know a LOT of people in this area, hence why I need real names... anyway so I tell the guy "I think I know you already, and I'm comfortable if you are. How would you feel if you knew the lady you were seeing, and possibly wanted to chicky with her years ago?"

So I show up, it's awkward but thrilling, and he asks me to stay the night and becomes my biggest client.

Could I really pull that fantasy off? NOPE. But is it a great thing to think about when I'm bored and horny? YUP. LOL

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C

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(Also before my pre-escort SD days)

I was horrifically offended. One man who had a decent chance with me anyway, didn't want to fool around with waiting, and could he just give me $10k to skip to that part?  Ohhhhhhmyyyyyyygawwwwwd!  NO!

That's been...five or six years ago, and he still texts me here and there, alternating between an apology and asking if I've reconsidered. I still act as indignant as before, but now it's secretly hilarious to me.

Yeah, that really was a tough one to try to get through.

I hate to join the grammar police and I would hate to be labeled a pedantic putz BUT, some posts are almost painful to try and read. The OP was one of them.

I guess he is right, his attempt to join the "cool kids" went horribly, horribly wrong.

Now Debbie, how does it feel to be one of the board bullies? I can hear the OP from here, sobbing softly into his pillow. You are such a meanie. lol

OK, now I cannot get that image out of mind.  Makes me think of another Neil Diamond song..   Hmm, which one could that be........