I was the victim of the latest scam now occurring in shopping mall parking lots. Two good looking women come to your car as you are parking. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes over to your window and bends over so far that her breasts just about fall out of her blouse. While your distracted, the other one lets herself into your back seat, and then they both start begging you for a ride home.

Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her top and run her breasts all over you while the other one climbs over the seat and unzips your pants. This is when they steal your wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.

You've been warned. Be careful!

This is a joke right?? If not, I got 2 gorgeous women friends who would love to meet with you. Please go to the bank and make a large withdrawal first.

If not, you are one of the dumbest individuals on the planet to fall for that scam multiple times.

Maybe someone with real comedic talent should post.

I laughed... Quit being such a comedic hard ass.

Sounds like I need to buy stock in companies that make wallets!

You're right.  It wasn't nearly as funny as you thinking he could have been serious.

Old joke passed around the net for years.

I started buying wallets by the case.

What shopping center ?

how can they steal your wallet if you are sitting on it?  Are you makingthis all up to be funny?

So they kidnapped and raped you?? you said they had u from Tuesday - Friday and you escaped on Saturday.  If they were hot was it worth it?  How did they trap you in the car for so many days.