You know it seems like many providers offer massage and French. That's fine, but the problem is that the number of providers who are really good at both massage and French is actually pretty limited. How did those two end up combined anyway? Maybe it's time for hostesses (I like that term so much better) to offer something like "Good conversation and French" or "Slow dancing and French" or better yet, "Lap dancing and French." Of course, I would prefer if the ladies offerred French and more French, but that's just me. How about it? Is there anyone else tired of the same old combo? Are there any ladies who have some creative new ideas?

Lap dance and french

or

French and french


both sound nice to me.  I'd be interested if those were on a menu.

Maybe a Blowjob & a Burger.